Max

[Pitbull @pitbull]

People take so many pictures, they miss the big picture. They’re so connected, they’re disconnected.

[Max @ModelTrainMax]

@TheLDawg99 Sorry boss, just sold them

[Max @ModelTrainMax]

Boy have they come to the right place

[JSTOR @JSTOR]

Please stay hydrated!

[Max @ModelTrainMax]

I take it back

[Max @ModelTrainMax]

Why don’t rappers make remixes anymore

[KMOV @KMOV]

Honorable Ginger Gooch has been appointed a Missouri Supreme Court Judge. https://t.co/f4N5TgndHp

[Rihanna @rihanna]

@Pornhub if u only knew how much @Rihanna looove u!!! #brazilians #latinos

[wint @dril]

[man leans into doorway of WTC bathroom]
"Hey, you gotta finish up in there. 9/11 is happening."
"Alright. Just a sec."

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

They will soon be calling me MR. BREXIT!

[Max @ModelTrainMax]

Grim stuff happening in London

[Max @ModelTrainMax]

As we approach summer I once again urge my friends and acquaintances to visit London

[Max @ModelTrainMax]

Thinking about biting the hand that feeds me, anyone ever try it?

[Lara Seligman @laraseligman]

After the 65 Ukrainian men and women arrived at an Oklahoma Army base for Patriot training, they made a special request: to add more soup options to the menu.

“They like soup. They’re very, you know, soup-centric. So we added some soup.”

https://t.co/Qgc63KQWcv

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

On average Men are having less sex which is ok because The average speed of a 4 seam fastball is way up

[Max @ModelTrainMax]

There’s a guy in a Red Sox jersey who just landed at Heathrow losing his shit that there’s a place in England called Worcester

[Jerry Seinfeld @JerrySeinfeld]

I am not a vegetarian, by the way. If anyone saw that..

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

A REAL nut... Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick... Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min.

[Max @ModelTrainMax]

Bad news, the doctors said when the piano landed on my head it replaced all my teeth with keys