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I ( –∞ , 3 ) math.

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@michaelsheen When is your curl routine dropping? #curlygirl

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@ilovepemmican Not bad, not bad. I've primarily been busy crafting this exact tweet for *checks timeline* the past 2.5 years, and I'm chuffed that there's finally occasion to post it.

Hope all is well with you!

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The Royalty-Free Tenenbaums #BudgetMovies @midnight

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@AshleyCastino47 Heeyyyy

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Suddenly loud in Boston #SuperBowl

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@LewisRynders @ianbremmer Copley Square is the scene of the Boston Marathon bombing. We understand...and the ban isn't making anyone safer.

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@ValZwald I don't quite understand the site myself (or care), but it does seem like there should be a "My kids know I'm awesome!" factor.

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@ValZwald Does that factor into your Klout score?

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@BBCAMERICA Will the Doctors Revisited specials ever be available for purchase on iTunes? Even just the chatting portion would be great.

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Hope the Pope starts to feel better, but I fear he'll come back to preside over a new, lazier mass at 10PM.

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The Pope's regeneration is set for Feb 28. Will he finally be ginger? I guess Steven Moffat will have the final say.

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Can't view any items on @Etsy because of a @Facebook error? Makes sense.

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@jamiekilstein In all fairness, it's incredibly easy to be brave on the internet.

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Damn, @GrubHub knows how I'm eating my dinner tonight. SORRY DELIVERY GUY. http://t.co/3Cl3cwcs

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God, Jerry Mandering sounds like such a dick.

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Steel-cut oat cookies. Surprisingly successful, surprisingly delicious.

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Accidentally applied to a staffing agency yesterday. Fuck me. #callscallscallscalls

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@700ftceiling Can you throw in a line of Comic Sans? Please?

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Watching the Office. Hog Maw does NOT have a rib in it, or any bones for that matter. It is, however, incredibly delicious. #office

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@exbandgeek They also have an article about why 18-49 is all that matters, if it's fair, and why it doesn't matter if it's fair or not.