The Modern Aurelius

“An observer on Twitter” - Daily Mirror.

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@nw_nicholas @garygilligan He knows he’s in trouble.

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@MichaelLCrick You don’t “change into a tie”, you put on a tie.

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@Steven_Swinford It’s an effing parliamentary effing system. This is so painful every effing time. We need to teach civics. We need less of this politico-commentatio-entertainment industry drama mill.

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@christopherhope No. You are thick.

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@lewis_goodall @TheNewsAgents Such an opportunist.

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@PippaCrerar Exaggerating small differences. Lol. What irony.

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@lewis_goodall Haha. ‘I’m convinced there is a place for me under his leadership.’ Such a cheap opportunist.

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@hzeffman “I’m convinced there is a place for me under his leadership.”

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@UrbanHermit15 As acknowledged here, Burnham says he is non-religious and therefore it’s unlikely he’d be regarded as “professing the Roman Catholic religion” under the Roman Catholic Relief Act.

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@kateferguson4 lol look at that - clearly taking the piss

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@JohnBeckerEA @RobKenyonReform “manufactured hostile environment” - it was fucking Question Time you draft queef

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@edwardmccormac2 @KevinASchofield

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@danny__kruger I see he popped his costume on.

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@TheNewsAgents @lewis_goodall @wesstreeting I mean, what do Wes expect? Why would you advertise how politically unsavvy you are?

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@dailytelegraph Sorry, no time to read article, what’s happened to his face sorry? Burns or some shit?

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@mertcan_2134 @hicasamadim Finally, it’s 4. It’s fucking 4. What is going on in the replies? Is this a deliberate thing about giving any answer other than FUCKING FOUR?!

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@Belyk_dave @EllaJeanrz You don’t need a fucking pen and paper to know it’s fucking 9. NINE. It’s fucking nine.

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Oh look, it’s happened again: Bobby Jenrick emerging from the crowd reeking of petrol and asking who started the fire.

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This was just sent to me by a tradesman at a car boot sale today.

I’m sure none of these tools were nicked…

When will the police start taking this seriously?

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@RobertJenrick Oh look, it’s happened again: Bobby Jenrick emerging from the crowd reeking of petrol and asking who started the fire.

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@hicasamadim It’s 4. It’s fucking 4. What is going on in the replies? Is this a deliberate thing about giving any answer other than FUCKING FOUR?!