Modern Beaver

Hot pelts worth paying attention to. Also your national mascot of sexytime.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Overheard: "You know what's rigged? Casinos. And you still managed to bankrupt them."

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Don't grab me, thank you very much.

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Honorary beaver of the week:
@davobusch

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Dear ladies of the beaver. Grant approved. Prepare thyself. World domination is about to be booked in a studio.

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Beaver dinner.

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Merry Christmas, beavers!!

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Merch item. You're welcome.

[Justine King @glowhoney]

@modernbeaver @kittythefool If it's er.. subtlety you're after, I think i've found your new crew t-shirts.

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“@theflannelhour: Official drink of @modernbeaver ?”. Dam straight! (see what I did there...?)

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I’d eat out of this.

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@JayBear_Mix100 ya we got something to share: you wouldn’t be able to air the songs we’re gonna sing.

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It can happen. http://t.co/vmMASHt0

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@exclaimnews please print a correction. This is not fake. It's not a joke. It's not funny, either. Serious motherfucking beavers here.

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@cornfieldmusic yessssss!!!

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@SeraCahoone as a matter of fact, yes.

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Porky piggin' it.

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this beaver's writing a song called "bra law".

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thanks for following us, sorry for the quiet ride, but our hibernation is just wrapping up! MB will be ready to rock by summer...

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Just wiki'd "tight end" in researching a song for "Modern Beaver" and the photo is of a Green Bay Packer. As expected.

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Modern Beaver's first tweet: only a Canadian paper would be so brave to celebrate us: http://t.co/RseCagE