Nikki

Equal Opportunity Hater • Free Palestine🇵🇸 • BLM • ACAB • Free Luigi • Abolish ICE • Crash the fuck out

[Nikki @moderndayfool]

If you have a loud car, whether that be cause of the inner mechanics or the bass in the speakers, I think you should die.

[Nikki @moderndayfool]

Just had my first experience with an AI drive thru and omfg talking to that thing is fucking humiliating.
The fact that people speak to an AI like it’s a friend regularly is actually the most pathetic thing in the fucking universe.

[ieva @mourninglambs]

Trying to be more gentle with myself but I also could not care less if I dropped dead this very second

[Nikki @moderndayfool]

My mother will be the death of me

[Nikki @moderndayfool]

Went to the store and a family, 4 adults and 2 young kids, passed in front of me while I was looking at a shelf, one by one each adult said excuse me and I thought no way the kids would too AND THEY BOTH DID!!! I slipped into a polite timeline for a second, it was nice

[Aimy 🍓🥛 @erdbeermilcher]

Marie Antoinette ist für deutlich weniger gestorben

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[Nikki @moderndayfool]

Got bloodwork done for my cat today and the vet said “his blood looks beautiful” truly couldn’t have given me a better compliment like I know that’s fuckin right my boy’s blood is stunning, miraculous, the best blood, there’s no better blood out there

[Nikki @moderndayfool]

Idea to replace wedding rings.

Get an inner lip tattoo with each other’s names and when it fades, evaluate where you are and either renew your vows or get divorced.

[Nikki @moderndayfool]

Calling out cause I’m “sick” when I’m really just sick of my fucking coworkers

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SleepyManny Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.

[raony @lynchnagh]

minha meta é ser a pessoa que se mudou e ninguém nunca mais teve notícias

[Nikki @moderndayfool]

No better display of the WIDE range of intelligence in society than the Costco gas line jfc

[Nikki @moderndayfool]

@jonesjay I voted for you BECAUSE of those texts, NOT in spite of, put your money where your mouth is and save us, king

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The Virginia Supreme Court strikes down voter-approved congressional redistricting plan, dealing a major blow to Democrats. https://t.co/kejAihjcUT

[Austin MacNamara @gremloe]

Allowing the confederates and their lineage to survive was a mistake

[yaya 🍉 @yayathehun]

. @GovernorVA

[Nikki @moderndayfool]

Why does it feel like the met gala is always happening?? Like I google it and it says there’s only 1 a year but I stg there been like 9 in the past 5 years

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

mormonism infiltrating my beautiful areligious New England

[Nikki @moderndayfool]

+ I have every tool to look myself up to confirm it’s fake lol like please i am the wrong person to try to scam with that shit

[Nikki @moderndayfool]

I love getting spam texts that try to say I have a traffic ticket thats unpaid and they’re coming after me cause I work in the criminal and traffic court system and the notices they send don’t even use the correct terminology for VA lmao like at least try