Sam Kramer / NMD

Near Modern Disaster / Mostly cards for people you want to make out with.

[Simone Giertz @SimoneGiertz]

I’M TRYING TO GO TO SPACE & you can help me get there!

If you retweet this video, I’ll print your name on a shirt and wear it in space in your honor ☄️

#inspiration4contest #sendsimonetospace
https://t.co/SvPEQzHmYK

[Sam Kramer / NMD @moderndisaster]

@BrittMullerNews @USPS @wjxt4 The lobby doors at this branch are unlocked overnight - unless that has changed very recently, the door wasn’t broken to gain access.

[Amarnath Amarasingam @AmarAmarasingam]

Yes Van Jones.

[Jessica Hische @jessicahische]

This is the straw that will break my back in 2020. Bless RGB for everything she was and stood for. Bless her for holding on as long as she could. I hope the "an election year" argument works for BOTH SIDES.

[The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats]

10 years ago we did this song with Stephen on Comedy Central but it never aired. Tonight we did it again https://t.co/m8DwwRj6LH

[Sam Kramer / NMD @moderndisaster]

@adamjk Fuuuuuuck no.

[Jessica Hische @jessicahische]

High five to the person at the Justice Dept who named this sting operation. 😘👌

[Sam Kramer / NMD @moderndisaster]

OMG @PhoebeVJudge HOLY MOLY

[Criminal @CriminalShow]

Look who’s in a Super Bowl commercial! 👀 https://t.co/m5CUll40Rk

[Sam Kramer / NMD @moderndisaster]

Just a couple of the *incredibly romantic* cards we have on hand for all your Valentine’s Day (15 days away!) needs. 😘

If you’re local to #DUVAL, do your Valentine shopping with us… https://t.co/vnzMANEj4O

[Sam Kramer / NMD @moderndisaster]

If you’re into DEAL$, now would probably be a good time to join our mailing list. Definitely by Thursday evening. Just sayin. Link(tree) in profile! #okayalgorithmdoyourthing… https://t.co/BrCxUbmMvl

[Sam Kramer / NMD @moderndisaster]

I’d like to thank our current end-of-times-dumpster-fire administration for making this card a best seller. Think we’ve been going through a full bin of these every few days. Find them in… https://t.co/WV510bgAV6

[Sam Kramer / NMD @moderndisaster]

Three cheers for monogamy! Today marks 10 years since my first date with Tony - unless you count all those times I went to see his band play in high school... NEW CARD in the shop now.… https://t.co/Qc3LqwlgTh

[Sam Kramer / NMD @moderndisaster]

The holidays are over and everything in @Target just went from red & green to red & pink. (And I'm OK with that.) LOVE cards are *kind of* my jam - and I've added on a few… https://t.co/IQ2PezIL1I

[Sam Kramer / NMD @moderndisaster]

Last day in the studio this year. 2018 was kind of a dick - but amidst all the horrible shit that happened this year, I’m making a point to hold onto the good stuff. After all, it’s just… https://t.co/HCFlcrTD5u

[Sam Kramer / NMD @moderndisaster]

At least only one of these ornaments is misspelled (thanks, Aunt Eileen) - though technically I GUESS I should have an apostrophe in front of that TIS. Alas.

Just listed some of these… https://t.co/8QusDaXpL9

[Sam Kramer / NMD @moderndisaster]

All set up at congareeandpenn for the Canine Christmas market! Come hang, pet some dogs, look at some goats, drink some cider, and buy yourself and your friends some cute gifts! https://t.co/uo6SK3cnYe

[Sam Kramer / NMD @moderndisaster]

Thanks so much to everyone who has come by our pop-up holiday market today! For the rest of you, we’ll be here til 4! We’re at 1018 Alamo Street on the south bank near San Marco / Channel… https://t.co/08NhxgCDvb

[Sam Kramer / NMD @moderndisaster]

And the award for most popular card at this market goes to... @ The Glass Factory https://t.co/JJtuWH01xm

[Sam Kramer / NMD @moderndisaster]

Today. Was. Bonkers. It was so great meeting so many of you today at the marketsformakers market! Can’t wait to do it again tomorrow! (My lovely assistant may argue otherwise. He fell… https://t.co/yn617Y1bgX

[Sam Kramer / NMD @moderndisaster]

Finalizing our display for the Jacksonville marketsformakers market this weekend! We’re definitely bringing a bunch of these guys with us - after all, nothing says Florida Winter like a… https://t.co/jsQOv4mggC