melisa ✨ your modern ecom fairy godmother ✨

not a spy… or am i?
👩🏻‍💻 ex car sales girlie turned entrepreneur
🎯 cheat codes for business, life & travel

[melisa ✨ your modern ecom fairy godmother ✨ @modernmelisa]

This is one of the 38 letters from John D. Rockefeller (once worth $400 billion) to his son. I think you’ll find it inspiring.

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The #BeastGames editor did him dirty by highlighting his job title after he quite literally fumbled the first ball in the game 😂

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Why aren’t koalas considered bears?

They don’t have the koalafications 🐨

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@ElleCanada: A busy woman’s guide to taking back your time and achieving fulfillment in life, love and business

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Imagine getting paid $54.5 million for saying “I am Groot” 😳

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@netflix The IT person rn…

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Who wore it better?

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Who wore it better?

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This is why we need to normalize failure! When people are afraid to fail, they become less likely to take risks. Playing it safe can inhibit learning and growth.

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Government: You owe us money. It's called taxes.

Me: How much do I owe?

Gov't: You have to figure that out.

Me: Oh I just pay what I want?

Gov't: No, we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov't: You go to prison.

[melisa ✨ your modern ecom fairy godmother ✨ @modernmelisa]

Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?

It runs in your jeans.

#TheLastOfUs

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

#thelastofus

[melisa ✨ your modern ecom fairy godmother ✨ @modernmelisa]

Last night I overheard this conversation which now lives rent free in my head…

Dude 1: Yo you were like passed tf out
Dude 2: I was just watching TV in my head
Dude 1: That’s called dreaming bro 😂

[melisa ✨ your modern ecom fairy godmother ✨ @modernmelisa]

When you send your client a masterpiece but they still have some “feedback” 😅

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If you’re an introvert, every party is an escape room

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The optimal aspect ratios for social media images cheat sheets

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Is the shoe black and blue or white and gold?

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Here we go again… is the shoe black and blue or white and gold? 🤔

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Here’s how to do it on iPhone 📲

[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

Highest ROI “mini” life hack I’ve used recently:

Switch your phone to grayscale.

So. Much. Less. Addicting.

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