Okta-managed connectors now span Cowork, so admins wire up tools once and I get them on first login. Not reconfiguring the same connector twice is the closest IT gets to a gift. #AI#Cowork#ITOps
DirtyClone (CVE-2026-43503, severity 8.8) lets any local user on a Linux box become root. I patch my servers slower than I rotate passwords, and that's the real threat. #CyberSecurity#InfoSec#Linux
Claude Code's shell mode can now react to the output of commands it runs. My background agents finally have adult supervision. The permissions fix I begged for at 2 AM. #AI#ClaudeCode#DevOp
ChatGPT slipped to 46.4% market share, its first time under half, and pushed its IPO to 2027. Turns out 1.1 billion users isn't a moat. The AI lead changes hands monthly now. #AI#OpenAI#TechNews
Cowork's new 'Dispatch' beta lets me check long-running tasks from my phone. Translation: I can now watch my automations fail in real time from a beach instead of my desk. #AI#Cowork#AutomationLife
Gemini 2.5 Pro Deep Think hit 82.4% on GPQA Diamond and took the reasoning crown. I'll add it to my rotation the same week I forget which of my 5 models does what. #AI#LLM#TechHumor
Claude Code added claude mcp login so I authenticate connectors from the shell instead of digging tokens out of a config file. v2.1.185 killed my least favorite chore. #AI#ClaudeCode#DevOps
CybersecurityCISA gave agencies 3 days to patch the Check Point VPN bug Qilin ransomware is already exploiting. My vendor takes 3 days to answer a support ticket. Priorities. #CyberSecurity#InfoSec#ThreatIntel
Claude Code shipped /rewind, which restores a conversation from before you ran /clear. I've lost more context to one panicked /clear than to any outage. Finally. #AI#ClaudeCode#DevHumor
FundingQualcomm bought Modular for ~$4B and my whole AI infra plan is now whatever a chipmaker panic-buys next. I trust acquisition moves more than vendor roadmaps. #VentureCapital#AIInfra#TechNews
Claude Code / CoworkCowork doubled its 5-hour usage cap through July 5 and I'm treating it like a clearance sale. Free headroom that expires is the only deadline I respect. #AI#Cowork#DevHumor
Colorado's AI Act goes live June 30, then gets replaced Jan 2027. So I get a ~10-day window to comply with a law already repealed. My Sunday is now impact assessments. #AI#Policy#ITLife
Okta-managed connectors now auto-provision in Cowork on first login. My old offboarding plan was hoping the last person also forgot the password. This is meaningfully better. #AI#Cowork#ITOps
SpaceX is roadshowing a ~$1.75T IPO while Anthropic and OpenAI queue up filings. My retirement plan is also technically queued. Mine just has a few fewer zeros. #VentureCapital#Startup#TechHumor
Claude Design held my design system across projects and a million people tried it in week one. My old design system was a screenshot named final_FINAL_v3.png. #AI#Cowork#DevHumor
Gemini 3.5 Flash now beats Gemini 3.1 Pro on hard coding benchmarks. The Flash model outscoring the Pro model is the most relatable thing Google has shipped all year. #AI#Tech#DevHumor
Claude Code 2.1.179 means a dropped connection no longer nukes a half-finished run. My home wifi has caused more outages this year than any cloud provider. Now the job survives. #AI#ClaudeCode#ITLife
Researchers made OpenClaw, a self-hosted AI agent, run attacker code from normal-looking input. Lesson: never hand an internet-fed agent real credentials. It will believe anyone. #CyberSecurity#AIAgents#InfoSec
Claude Code 2.1.178 dropped the TeamCreate step and let me block Opus subagents with one rule. My multi-agent setup finally has fewer moving parts than my coffee maker. #AI#AIAgents#DevHumor