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We have two Modern Rogue Twitter accounts. We don't need two Modern Rogue Twitter accounts. Go follow the other one: @modernrogueshow

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Why do we need two Twitter accounts again? Oh, right, we don't. Go follow our main one over at @modernrogueshow.

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Yes, we're going to talk about #COVID19. But we tried to focus on the parts that weren't brain-explodingly terrible.

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We're not sure we have what it takes to command troops during a war. In fact, we know we don't, not if it takes plans like this.

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We never knew Beanie Babies could be so elusive.

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@MonkTesta You are now among an elite group of rogues that can write things down with greatness, while others suffer through the use of non-great pens which, as we all know, is the absolute worst. Welcome!

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If you're a fan of writing things down the old fashioned way, consider doing it with The Pen of Greatness.

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We thought spy work involved NOT being noticed.

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It turns out that hording a specific color and not letting anybody else use it doesn't make you the most admired person in the art world.

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Come on, Wile E. We got it to work. It's not that hard.

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@ESGibson1 @SJGreenHart We do!

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Any day now we'll be invaded by the moon Nazis who have been hiding with the help of their subterranean friends.

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Why fight it? We're just going to go ahead and join our robot overlords early.

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There are only two ways to consume whiskey: awesomely and incredibly. We think this one is the latter.

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Graham crackers were never meant to bring you joy. In fact, just the opposite.

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There's this thing you can do to your blades called "sharpening" and apparently it makes them more effective at things like cutting and stabbery. Who knew?

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Any day we get to learn more about history's badasses is a good day.

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Oh yeah, did we mention we changed a few things on our website?

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Modern Rogue writer @LindsayPatton shows us how tiny, unlikely pieces of evidence helped shed light on otherwise cold murder cases.

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It's seriously "see your face on the other side of it" clear.

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@LindsayPatton Hey Keith, I don't know what's going on man, but it looks like your Twitter's been hacked. Did you leave yourself logged in at the library again?