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smart shopper

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Mfs really out here thinking they should social distance

I'm mfs 😳😳

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Can't wait for the venture capitalist anime that spawns from this

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Writing a book about everything i remember from the movie The Last Mimzy

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As a straight white homosexual man, it appears sucking dick is more fun than eating puss sometimes. Also im gay

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@aaronhauss Criminally under-rated

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@aaronhauss Actually yeah i do everytime

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@JoeHumeington So much fucking passion, Christ!

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@aaronhauss I too was personally victimized by Medieval Times

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Me? Personally, I'll just be watching fast and furious: tokyo drift again

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I don't think it's out of the question for Bear fans to expect they win 2 superbowls this season honestly

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When a girl calls me dumb af during sex, i come immediately. Everytime!

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Pugs are genuinely ugly as shit. If i wanted a dog that looked like his face was assaulted by a book, I'd do it myself

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@michael__gavin Is this the guy from fortnite?

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I was kapeesh'd 4 times before the age of 12

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@just_dametrick Kurapika will never get the respect he deserves lmao

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@just_dametrick Dickhead never finished his arc tho

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@_McCormick_1003 Cereal

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@_McCormick_1003 @maxxwayne4 Pickled

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It's me, I'm killing the Guans

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Everytime someones says "and here's the kicker," 7 iguanas die. Please stop saying this

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Thinking of scenarios where You can truthfully say, "Everything's banjo Kazooie, dude"