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Never wrong, only early. Hot Take Appreciator. I know a lot about a few things and a little bit about a lot of things

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

— Charles Bukowski, 1992

[Aaron Slodov @aphysicist]

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[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading star guard LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Naz Reid, a 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030) and three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033), sources tell ESPN.

[Sa’eed Jiddan @mish_aderr]

Cmon…the entire western leadership was caught embroiled in the sexual trafficking of children and it didn’t cause a single uprising in any Epstein regime stronghold.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

President Trump has ordered the U.S. Department of Justice to investigate major oil companies for artificially inflating gas prices.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: A 7th-alarm fire has broken out in Allentown, Pennsylvania. The fire is reportedly spreading to neighboring homes.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Numerous buildings collapsed following strong earthquakes in Venezuela.

[bri @bribrisimps]

sorry but do you guys have jobs lol and i mean that genuinely because if you’re routinely late to your place of employment, you’re going to be fired. so do you magically know how time management works when it comes to that and thereby only disrespecting your friends and family by constantly making them wait, or are you routinely unemployed?

[tintin @rentierrobbe]

I hate that we live in such a digital panopticon where people can just record you and post you to the worldwide web and get you fired at a whim. That being said, how are you an executive at JPMorgan and dumping trash on the ground to steal a public trash can?

[Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune]

The owner of an Oak Lawn methadone clinic has been charged in a fraud scheme that allegedly swindled millions of dollars from government programs that were used to fund an extravagant lifestyle, including luxury cars and a yacht named “Butt Nekkid.” https://t.co/UR5Jm0u9El

[Prompter @PromptLLM]

Crazy take from Claude

[Patrick Collison @patrickc]

I asked Claude about the air conditioning debate in Europe, and it really didn’t pull any punches.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Giannis' time in Milwaukee comes to an end 🦌

The Greek Freak left a legacy 💪

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Free agent guard Ayo Dosunmu intends to sign a five-year, $112 million contract to return to the Minnesota Timberwolves, with a player option in the fifth season, sources tell ESPN. Timberwolves made it a major priority to lock in Dosunmu after his tremendous postseason.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Milwaukee Bucks are trading franchise icon Giannis Antetokounmpo and Bobby Portis to the Miami Heat for Tyler Herro, Kel'el Ware, Jaime Jaquez Jr., Kasparas Jakucionis, 3 first-round picks (including No. 13), 1 pick swap and 1 second-rounder, sources tell ESPN.

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

Night and day from other players talking about tricking and taxes lol

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

IT’S A GREAT DAY TO REMIND Y’ALL THAT AUSTRALIA HAS ZERO SEC CHAMPIONSHIPS

BEAT THE SOCCEROOS

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[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

USA players singing “Take Me Home, Country Roads” with 70,000 fans in Seattle after advancing to the Round of 32 at the FIFA World Cup