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one day i'll cupid shuffle off this mortal coil and chacha slide into the grave

she/her

[Trouble Cone @TroubleCone]

URGENT REQUEST: WHERE ARE YOU AT MENTALLY? DO NOT DOWNLOAD ANY NEW PICTURES

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not as tragedy, not as farce, but a secret third thing

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@johngreen @JNJNews John: *underestimating nerdfighteria*

Nerdfighteria:

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@paytmitch this being the type of dog that you have explains a lot about how well you work with Hank

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@sportswithjohn @HeavenlyLive so excited that I get to be here for John Green's villain era

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@sportswithjohn nerd fighters, it's time to put stuff on our heads

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@Bezalel @JoeSondow https://t.co/rQrMyRVn74

[Joe Sondow @JoeSondow]

Since failing Twitter has made it impossible for anyone to find and read the old tweets in my Chaos Raccoon thread, I've made this Patreon post free and public for anyone to read the whole raccoon story:

https://t.co/aau2WlALMd

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CHAOS THE RACOON IS BACK FAM

[Joe Sondow @JoeSondow]

You are a raccoon wearing a paper hat in an ice cream truck, twerking to “La Cucaracha” with your partner Zorro. A human is recording your dance moves through the window.

A crowd has formed around the truck. More and more humans are watching you dance.

#IntFic #ChaosRaccoon

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@JoeSondow (but only if they both want to)

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@manwhohasitall there's no conclusive proof that men have brains

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@dvdpeters was a casualty of Jesus' only failed miracle, the one they never talked about

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@gaycrouton and the inscription too! Scully the "loving daughter" vs Melissa the "beloved daughter"

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@AdamCforMD based king

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@nonbinarycowboy sounds too much like Boyd

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@paytmitch or just use an ad blocker

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@MythicalChef @ChaseHilt that would be a great cheat dart for Link: have Josh, who knows the answer, throw it

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@AnarchOnion

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@lloorren @spiritnght2 and is being followed by a camera man

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@ClementineFoss Styrofoam. no explanation needed

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@Orangee82 @ClementineFoss this image makes my teeth hurt