My friends: Don't be sad, there's plenty of fish in the sea
Me, weeping: Look at these studies, the world's fisheries are collapsing, there are fewer and fewer fish and none of them want to fuck me
so unfortunately I’m…I put on Star Trek TNG…literally 90 seconds in I felt a wave of pure joy wash over me…my loser ass has been absolutely one-shot by this bullshit
Maybe if murdering Brown people had been a disqualifier, we wouldn’t be here to begin with. Another day, another reminder that much of the American left only seems to treat rape and murder as disqualifying when the victims are Americans & not overseas.
Some form of profit sharing with crew for your little-lowbudget-movie-that-blew-up is a much, much better look than insisting association with your hit is reward enough.
i tried not to indulge in too much self insert shenanigans in TRS, EXCEPT for this one thing. Donkeys are God’s own creatures and every single one of them is my friend and I will have my protagonist say this directly to camera and no one can stop me