Santanu Saikia 🇮🇳

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[Basant Surana @SuranaBasant]

"It's already been explained — perhaps the most accurate description of a 🪳Cockroach ever written."

Aur jo is description mein perfectly fit baithta hai...

#CJP 🪳😂

[Basant Surana @SuranaBasant]

Madam Supriya, "Are you dumb or delusional?"

BTW, Honourable PM @narendramodi Ji, was talking about the actual 7.7% growth we just achieved, while RBI's 6.6% is a cautious forecast for the next year amid global storms.
Basic difference between "done" and "to be done", but okay.

Keep using such words against the Prime Minister of the Republic of India, "Are you dumb or delusional?" energy though.
Every time you spit such venom, millions more decide — Arre bhai, better vote for @BJPIndia @narendramodi Ji.

You're not attacking Modi ji Gali Wali Aunty Ji... you're running the best election campaign for him!

Thank you for your hard work, Just keep it up.👍

At this point, you're not just the opposition; you're @BJP4India 's most effective star campaigner after Rahul Baba. 😂🔥

[Oxomiya Jiyori 🇮🇳 @SouleFacts]

Noor Sahida Begum, the mother of a Ninth Standard student who brought Beef meat to school in tiffin has been arrested by @assampolice

[Santanu Saikia 🇮🇳 @ModifiedChokra]

@rautsanjay61 Check this out Mr Sanjay Raut 🤣😂🤣 https://t.co/mBzO3K4hiJ

[Vladimir Adityanath @VladAdiReturns]

A Bangladeshi family stranded in No-Man's Land along Kalmudanga border of Naogaon District accuses the BGB of forcibly taking away their Bangladeshi passports in an attempt to portray them as Indian citizens on 05.06.2026.

Videos recorded by locals
@tathagata2 @abhijitmajumder

[Basant Surana @SuranaBasant]

😂Arre wah! CJP ke naye superstar spokesperson @VijetaDahiya 🪳 (Dhruv Rathee ka scriptwriter-turned-activist) ko "patriot Gen Z" ne ground reality dikha di🤣

Pure 2-minute cinema — the moment questions were asked, this cockroach 🪳scurried straight into the car and fled.😂

Bro, it’s so easy to sit in a studio, write anti-Hindu, anti-India scripts, and spread selective facts on YouTube, isn’t it?
But in real life, while roaming around as a🪳“#CJP spokesperson,” the second you hear a counter-question, tail between the legs, full retreat mode! @ArvindKejriwal @SupriyaShrinate @PrashantBhushan @prakashraj @INCIndia @msisodia @RichaChadha
And your entire gang — what selective bravery, yaar!

Next time, don't just book the cameras—book the crowd too.
The cockroach circus was marketed as a blockbuster revolution, but the box-office collection looked disastrous. Opening show cancelled, audience missing, hero escaped in an AC car.

Absolute cinema. 🤣🍿🔥

[Basant Surana @SuranaBasant]

CEO of the #CJP 🪳@ArvindKejriwalriwal

"The Cockroach movement is the voice of India's angry youth" Bro, the voice is fine... but only 500 people showed up at the mic. And even among them, most were the usual dafli-banging Tukde Tukde gang, supplemented by a handful of rainbow-haired fashion icons more busy taking selfies than chanting slogans.🤣

Your so-called Internet warriors hyped a tsunami. Jantar Mantar got a sad little puddle that evaporated before lunch. Delhi’s heat roasted your "revolutionaries" faster than they could chant.

This wasn’t a movement. It was a pathetic dress rehearsal that flopped harder than the NEET paper.

Next time try renting a real crowd, otherwise this cockroach circus will leak and disappear like everything else you touch. 🤣

[Santanu Saikia 🇮🇳 @ModifiedChokra]

@rautsanjay61 Check this out Mr Sanjay Raut 🤣😂🤣 https://t.co/mBzO3K4hiJ

[Basant Surana @SuranaBasant]

😂Straight from America, the self-appointed "education reformer" and Cockroach Janta Party Supremo 🪳@abhijeet_dipke landed at Jantar Mantar to save India's education system.

The revolution lasted exactly until Delhi's heat showed up. ☀️🤣

After warning everyone, "Koi faint na ho jaaye," Dipke himself was soon seen being escorted through the crowd and straight into an air-conditioned car. Revolutionary spirit? Full. Heat resistance? Under maintenance. 🤣

And the much-hyped protest?

Social media made it sound like a youth uprising. Ground reality Total attendance? Barely 500 log — usme se — mostly the usual Dafli-banging Tukde Tukde Gang, supplemented by a handful of rainbow-haired LGBT fashion parade participants who seemed more interested in selfies than slogans. 🤣

The funniest part is that the internet promised a tsunami, but Jantar Mantar got a puddle.

They came to "revolutionise" education...
Couldn't even defeat Delhi's weather.

As for the 3rd video, it answers the biggest question of the day:
"Where was the massive Gen-Z revolution?"
Apparently, most of Gen-Z pata chala #CJP 🪳 ke protest mein log kyun nahi the?:
Kyunki Genz toh aaj bhi Modi Paglu hai 😭🤣

Absolute cinema. 🍿🔥

[Hindu_Rashtra @rajeshkumarbjp6]

इसीलिए मैं सड़क पर खड़ी किसी भी कार से
पांच फीट की दूरी से निकलता हूं,
#reetwitter_please

[Basant Surana @SuranaBasant]

😂Straight from America, the self-appointed "education reformer" and Cockroach Janta Party Supremo 🪳@abhijeet_dipke landed at Jantar Mantar to save India's education system.

The revolution lasted exactly until Delhi's heat showed up. ☀️🤣

After warning everyone, "Koi faint na ho jaaye," Dipke himself was soon seen being escorted through the crowd and straight into an air-conditioned car. Revolutionary spirit? Full. Heat resistance? Under maintenance. 🤣

And the much-hyped protest?

Social media made it sound like a youth uprising. Ground reality Total attendance? Barely 500 log — usme se — mostly the usual Dafli-banging Tukde Tukde Gang, supplemented by a handful of rainbow-haired LGBT fashion parade participants who seemed more interested in selfies than slogans. 🤣

The funniest part is that the internet promised a tsunami, but Jantar Mantar got a puddle.

They came to "revolutionise" education...
Couldn't even defeat Delhi's weather.

As for the 3rd video, it answers the biggest question of the day:
"Where was the massive Gen-Z revolution?"
Apparently, most of Gen-Z pata chala #CJP 🪳 ke protest mein log kyun nahi the?:
Kyunki Genz toh aaj bhi Modi Paglu hai 😭🤣

Absolute cinema. 🍿🔥

[Vladimir Adityanath @VladAdiReturns]

The Many Brides of ‘Manik Roy’: How Matiur Rahman from Kolkata Used a Fake Identity to Exploit at least 15 Hindu Women Across Matrimonial Sites

Rahman operated under the alias “Manik Roy”, presenting himself as a highly paid professional earning nearly Rs 1.5 crore annually.

[Basant Surana @SuranaBasant]

@FabulasGuy Tabhi To.......

"An absolutely accurate description of cockroaches"

#CJP🪳

https://t.co/xkQ1MFmK7h

[Santanu Saikia 🇮🇳 @ModifiedChokra]

"OMG, what a revelation! Shekhar Suman’s brilliant monologue about the delusional king who smashes the truthful mirror in rage, then orders his chamchas to declare every critic a ‘traitor’... is clearly about @ArvindKejriwal.
Obviously. The guy who swore to transform Delhi in 49 days but is still busy playing victim, chasing conspiracies, and watching the city choke to death. Masterful subtlety, Shekhar ji.😂
Netizens are no fools for thinking it could be about anyone else. 🤣

[Basant Surana @SuranaBasant]

"An absolutely accurate description of cockroaches"

#CJP🪳

[Basant Surana @SuranaBasant]

Cockroacho Ka Sardar @abhijeet_dipke 🪳finally reached Jantar Mantar... and the ground reality was pure comedy gold. 😂😭

The social media superstar with "millions" of 🪳followers couldn't even gather a crowd that would fill a small tea stall.

Turns out Instagram likes don't automatically convert into people on the ground. Bots can spam comments, trend hashtags, and inflate engagement — but they can't show up at protests.

The funniest part? More media cameras than 🪳supporters. 📸🤣

A couple of loyal cockroaches shouted, "Abhijeet aage badho!" but there wasn't even a crowd large enough to reply, "Hum tumhare saath hain!"

This is what happens when online hype collides with offline reality.
The difference between a digital revolution and an actual public movement was on full display at Jantar Mantar today.

Keyboard warriors: Millions.
Ground support: Missing in action. 😂

[Vladimir Adityanath @VladAdiReturns]

Bangladssh will never accept individuals identified as illegal immigrants by Bharat because
a) Their official position states that there is no significant illegal immigration into India.
b) They view illegal immigration as n instrument of demographic expansion and geopolitical

[Santanu Saikia 🇮🇳 @ModifiedChokra]

@SuranaBasant @Amol98700932 *traitors

[Basant Surana @SuranaBasant]

Sun Le @ArivindKejriwal @CJP_2029 @abhijeet_dipke a statement for you guys 🤣

[Basant Surana @SuranaBasant]

@Amol98700932, please don't compare a tractor with Gober.
In Sanatan Sanskriti (ancient Indian culture), Gobar (cow dung) is considered a sacred, multitasking "secret ingredient" rather than mere animal waste.

Known classically in Sanskrit as Gomaya, it holds immense spiritual, environmental, and practical value.

Modern scientific research has extensively validated the traditional claims regarding Gobar (cow dung), proving it to be a powerful biochemical resource. Rather than mere animal waste, research confirms its effectiveness across medicine, environmental science, and sustainable agriculture.🔥

[Santanu Saikia 🇮🇳 @ModifiedChokra]

@SachdevaAmita Very well said Amita Ji ❤️🙏