Bhao Paaji (BhaJPa version)🪷

when I die, turn my tweets into a book:)

[Bhao Paaji (BhaJPa version)🪷 @modipaglu]

No regret, no repentance, no sorrow, no grief 💪🧡🛕

जय श्री राम 🧡

[Eklavya Singh @eklavyajpr]

Sep 🤡 BJP ka UP mein Supda Saaf Hojayega

Oct 🤡 BJP Ki Haalat Tight Hai UP Mein

Nov 🤡 273 Nahi Aayi To BJP Haar Gayee

Dec 🤡 300 To Kisi Haalat Mein Nahi Ayengi

Jan 🤡 2017 Wala Aankda To Paar Nahi Hoga

Feb 🤡 Yogi Se Bair Nahi, Modi Ki Khair Nahi

Mar 🤡 Chalo Dilli ✊

[Bhao Paaji (BhaJPa version)🪷 @modipaglu]

Yes, Kashmir had been under cultural invasion for centuries. Kashmiri hindus have just started to take back what's rightfully theirs 🥰

[Arsheed Ahmad @SpeaksArsheed]

Kashmir feels under cultural invasion of sorts. This is so saffocating.

[Bhao Paaji (BhaJPa version)🪷 @modipaglu]

@Rohan_Choksi @TerriblyAyush I wish I was as jacked:(

[Soulkadhi 🩷 @SoulllKadhiiii]

When it's 2047 and I am the next hindu in line for the gas chamber but suddenly a jhola wala fakir says, "mitron"

[Bhao Paaji (BhaJPa version)🪷 @modipaglu]

So the patakho ka pollution is gone already?

[Rangilo Rajasthan @InfraholicR]

Dr. ManMohan Singh was greatest economists in India's history.
Useless IT cell trolls disrespect his intellect.
Imagine how much coal import money he saved by not giving electricity to 50% of the population.

Truly the greatest ever.

[radha raju @radharaju18]

Naman Modiji @narendramodi .. can never ever forget that day. .. Never. 🙇‍♀️🙏. You showed yet again who a ‘True Leader is’ on that day.

[Bhao Paaji (BhaJPa version)🪷 @modipaglu]

@anku_chahar So according to you his biggest achievement was being born?

[Bhao Paaji (BhaJPa version)🪷 @modipaglu]

I don't get it why Indian twitter is obsessed with American mid terms.
And even if you are obsessed, atleast first understand that their electoral system doesn't work like ours. Elections to the legislature don't change the government 😭

[Bhao Paaji (BhaJPa version)🪷 @modipaglu]

@Johnwrwo @keshavbedi MMS kaha se aaye beech mai?

[Bhao Paaji (BhaJPa version)🪷 @modipaglu]

@keshavbedi Does anybody know what Modiji said to RaGa when he went on to hug him?

[Bhao Paaji (BhaJPa version)🪷 @modipaglu]

Modiji ka ye wala roop bahot yaad aata hai 😔

[Keshav Bedi @keshavbedi]

Rahul: Why is Modi “afraid” to face me?

*When Modi actually faces Rahul*:

[Bhao Paaji (BhaJPa version)🪷 @modipaglu]

Sansad mai Modiji ke aate hi dum daba ke bhaagne waale aajkal bade bade khwaab dekh rahe hai

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

Youth of India,

Do you want to see a Rahul Gandhi vs Narendra Modi open debate?

@rajnathsingh ji, @nitin_gadkari ji, @ChouhanShivraj ji, @myogiadityanath ji - you always have the PM’s best interest in mind, please convince him to come.

[Bhao Paaji (BhaJPa version)🪷 @modipaglu]

@SauravDassss Aapke pawpaw toh ab us Legislative Assembly mai bhi nahi baithte😹

[Nutralist @olphanso]

From 33% in 2014 to 99.6% in 2026. We don't thank BJP enough.

[Aditya @Adityaacard]

Leftists who opposed the death penalty for Nirbhaya’s rapists can never support Dhurandhar.

A film where an Indian man goes to any extreme against rapists and terrorists.

[Shanaya 💋 @Shanaya_only]

They're sleeping in the terrace because of 16 hour power cuts 😭

[Bhao Paaji (BhaJPa version)🪷 @modipaglu]

Now you know why Congress Mukt Bharat and Swacch Bharat Abhiyaan are synonymous.

[Indian Youth Congress @IYC]

Somewhere near Chandni Chowk 🎬😂😭

[Bhao Paaji (BhaJPa version)🪷 @modipaglu]

They won ONE. Puh-lease!

[Rekha Gupta @gupta_rekha]

Aryabhatta invented 0 to count the number of seats congress won.

#MLCElections