A Really Cool Opotamus

International drug trafficer featured in Vice with public video art installations on display in downtown Portland. Technically this is all correct.

[A Really Cool Opotamus @ModishShrink]

Bleh, who even looks at my Twitter?

[A Really Cool Opotamus @ModishShrink]

@biznuz_nunya @GoodReddit Sir, that's not a kitchen, that's a book

[A Really Cool Opotamus @ModishShrink]

@Fignys1 @_binb_ @GoodReddit How in the world would that work? Privatizing a government position just means they'll get hired as a contractor by the government for even more money. That's just a government employee with extra steps.

[A Really Cool Opotamus @ModishShrink]

https://t.co/mTDs54WCCI

[A Really Cool Opotamus @ModishShrink]

I talked to a housefly that was sitting on my lamp long enough to convince the lad that I was good, got him to jump onto my extended hand, and then brought the chap outside. I am Eliza Thornberry.

[A Really Cool Opotamus @ModishShrink]

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I just vomited up a bat. No kidding.

[A Really Cool Opotamus @ModishShrink]

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[A Really Cool Opotamus @ModishShrink]

@MaxScoville Last time someone tried to do this they read every Halo novel to get free pizzas

[The Dollop Out of Context @DollopOut]

There wasn't a lot of tension because the whites were in control of everything.

[The Dollop Out of Context @DollopOut]

Look, I grew up just outside of the ass-eating dorm.

[A Really Cool Opotamus @ModishShrink]

@depthsofwiki Class: Ranged

[A Really Cool Opotamus @ModishShrink]

Ever wake up in the morning tired and then realize who needs coffee, THERE'S FUCKING PLAYOFF HOCKEY TONIGHT!!!

[A Really Cool Opotamus @ModishShrink]

@reynoldsgareth It's actually Bareth, Bath, and Beyond

[A Really Cool Opotamus @ModishShrink]

@Juicy_A_ But also the idea that Chelsea Clinton is campaigning off a city bus is great

[A Really Cool Opotamus @ModishShrink]

@Juicy_A_ I'm scared that I honestly would maybe have believed this without the context note. Maybe I just need some coffee.

[A Really Cool Opotamus @ModishShrink]

@Juicy_A_ Van Halen will eat your mom's wig. They'll eat her whole fucking head, they don't give a shit.

[A Really Cool Opotamus @ModishShrink]

@Juicy_A_ Because you're afraid of Van Halen, right right right

[Virginia Slim @Juicy_A_]

@ModishShrink Lol get fucked I don’t eat soup

[A Really Cool Opotamus @ModishShrink]

@Juicy_A_ eeeeeeeehehehehehehe I'll curse you with a thousand metal-length hairs in a thousand of your next soups. Also the Baltimore Crows will turn into tadpoles, except for their QB, who will spend the season throwing to frogs! And Van Halen will be playing the entire time! #gobirds