To all the new faces, I'm H and I can't wait to meet you all ✨️
If you've been here before, then you know the drill. (me, you, October, tattoos, Lagos, limited spots)
If not, starting Oct 11, you can get batches of mini tattoos at the flat rates listed.
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A shark washes up the shores - Eat it!!!
Interracial marriage - Client!!!
Spotify DM’s - Client!!!
Grok - Undress this person!!!
Sees a queue - Jump it!!!
Foreign investors - Siphon the funds!!!
Cake fest - Grab as much as you can!!!
Social amenities/ Public treats (eg a bank has sweets in bowls) - Pack all of it to your house!!!!
It’s called being “sharp” but we’re a greatly disruptive, destructive and depraved people.
And if you think about it, our leaders are just a representation of the people we are (no matter how we feel about it) because the first instinct of the average Nigerian is seek a way to exploit- every damn system.
Due process is only for fools.
Empathy is only for the slow.
You must get ahead, by hook or crook, take advantage where people are trusting or laid back. Use every tool you have to disrupt civility; whether it is to stand in front of a plane about to take off because of your office, or break into spaces where people from saner climes don’t have their guards up and swindle them because you’re “smart”.
“Naturally” they are “mugus” because they trusted you with simple human decency and you’re“smart” because you see trust and read it as foolery. But do you know what other group thrives off “survival of the fittest”? Animals in the wild!
You’re not smart, you’re just primal.
Don’t let anyone deceive you
it’s perfectly okay to be extra when it comes to pleasuring your partner.
Bring in the spice if you must: toys, cuffs, dice, feathers… whatever works for you both.