Mike Lowry

Burner account of a Lagos Loverman

[Sole Woyinka @_littlehuman_]

Lagos is so dirty, Lagos is dirty!!
Lagos stinks!

[OWS @OwsAgain]

Use that mouth!!

[Mike Lowry @Modjo_Jojoe]

@DudespostingWs Dylan ? Is that you ?

[Vixen 🍍 Stag Couple 🖤 @VixenStag88]

Stag Life 😍

[IKENNA @kena_ewuru]

This is because the adults around you used to sacrifice to create that Christmas feeling for you. Guess who the adult is now?

[in flux. @_BallofYarn]

To all the new faces, I'm H and I can't wait to meet you all ✨️

If you've been here before, then you know the drill. (me, you, October, tattoos, Lagos, limited spots)

If not, starting Oct 11, you can get batches of mini tattoos at the flat rates listed.

DM me to book ✨️

[dunai @sexydunai]

Tuesdays never felt better 🥹🥹

Subscribe for more fun tho

[JUJU PUNTER @jujupunte]

Na only Mr Eazi Life Easy for

[DISCREET QUEER MATCHMAKER @QueerMatchMaker]

If you're a woman who knows how to work her strap on another woman, dm.

Lagos and Abuja!

[Lucky Daye @iamluckydaye]

We don’t talk about belly buttons enough. It’s how we arrived to earth and that’s it?

[Harley knows you are lonely and so she @miss_ezeani]

A shark washes up the shores - Eat it!!!
Interracial marriage - Client!!!
Spotify DM’s - Client!!!
Grok - Undress this person!!!
Sees a queue - Jump it!!!
Foreign investors - Siphon the funds!!!
Cake fest - Grab as much as you can!!!
Social amenities/ Public treats (eg a bank has sweets in bowls) - Pack all of it to your house!!!!

It’s called being “sharp” but we’re a greatly disruptive, destructive and depraved people.

And if you think about it, our leaders are just a representation of the people we are (no matter how we feel about it) because the first instinct of the average Nigerian is seek a way to exploit- every damn system.

Due process is only for fools.
Empathy is only for the slow.
You must get ahead, by hook or crook, take advantage where people are trusting or laid back. Use every tool you have to disrupt civility; whether it is to stand in front of a plane about to take off because of your office, or break into spaces where people from saner climes don’t have their guards up and swindle them because you’re “smart”.

“Naturally” they are “mugus” because they trusted you with simple human decency and you’re“smart” because you see trust and read it as foolery. But do you know what other group thrives off “survival of the fittest”? Animals in the wild!

You’re not smart, you’re just primal.

[Beauty Simeon-Okoli @JustForHerGlb]

Don’t let anyone deceive you

it’s perfectly okay to be extra when it comes to pleasuring your partner.

Bring in the spice if you must: toys, cuffs, dice, feathers… whatever works for you both.

[AdultMoodsX @AdultMoodsX]

this level of intimacy😍✨ >>>

[Mike Lowry @Modjo_Jojoe]

@_FIRE_STICK_ Oh Chim😞

[reid @reidahad]

the intimacy of being silly together

[𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓻𖤐 @wyd_loner]

Could be us