mrs austin butler

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Clockniss Evertea

[omar @zenssdayaa]

A daughter. A drug dealer. A genius

We miss you Rue

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I am ready to have sex with an Italian man

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

Had jury duty and they didn’t pick me to be a juror

[Hana 🧡 @HanaHoops]

Lights are on but absolutely no one is home

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If abortion is “murder,” then parents refusing a simple vitamin K shot to prevent their newborn from bleeding to death should be too.

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

“I don’t do politics.”
Well, now you're doing $6 gas.

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

The hidden force:

[Ina Saboteur @SleeplssEremite]

Otherwise called The Bald And The Beautiful

[David @dqveed]

because they did the same thing to black kids in the sixties when segregation ended

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

Just a reminder a 5-year-old boy in a bunny hat spent more time in jail than any billionaire pedophile on Epstein's client list

[Lisa Barlow Updates @thatblisa]

🚨‼️ Whitney Rose comes out as gay in a new interview 🚨‼️

“Hey yall it’s whitney i’m gay”

[Gina Darling @MissGinaDarling]

Calling it “the jab”

[r @eczemasurvivor]

Helping an 85 year old patient set up a mychart account over the phone

[Ina Saboteur @SleeplssEremite]

Everyone manifest healing thoughts for our queen ❤️

[jezz @JezziiB]

I'm 100% fine with trans women in my bathroom. It's the Republican men in my uterus that are the problem.

[mrs austin butler @modonnie]

@katya_zamo Omg feel better katya!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤🖤

[𝓝𝓲𝓴𝓴𝓲 𝓑𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓼 @NikkiBarnes]

Ground beef is $8 a fucking pound but yes let’s focus on a ballroom that won’t feed anyone but the elite.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

I just can’t imagine wanting an entire secure ballroom for one man and not wanting gun reform for every child in America.

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

NOT TRUMP FAT ASS FALLING 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣