Porsche Pimp

easy goin 😎

[Porsche Pimp @modontknow_]

Leaving earth and going to endorphin port

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

i actually think "surface level" friendships are very healthy. not everyone in your life has to be your ride or die. some friends are for the gym. some are for going out. some are just for complaining about work or bureaucracy. when you stop expecting everyone to be your everything, the disappointment disappears. those deep convos and connections are for the 2-3 people closest to you

[Old Media @oldmedia]

Who remembers this?

[Porsche Pimp @modontknow_]

Period pain on top of back pain may be the death of me. Nice knowing yall

[Porsche Pimp @modontknow_]

@raviolifreak Girl I couldn’t agree more

[Porsche Pimp @modontknow_]

👀 de-influence me from the Coach Chelsea 30 rn

[Porsche Pimp @modontknow_]

I’m currently watching Love Island USA, love island UK, and 90 Day Fiancé. My days are FULLL

[Porsche Pimp @modontknow_]

@raviolifreak 🫩 I completely agree with you

[Porsche Pimp @modontknow_]

I’ll probably try a lobotomy well before I try peptides

[Porsche Pimp @modontknow_]

Please stop advertising to me when you don’t have the product in stock Rhode 😩😭

[Porsche Pimp @modontknow_]

Final few days of my birthday MONTH. Should I get another Coach bag? 👀

[Porsche Pimp @modontknow_]

Can’t believe I’m gonna have another bad back summer 😔

[Porsche Pimp @modontknow_]

Can’t believe I decided to teach myself to knit 😂 I’m ADHD af

[Porsche Pimp @modontknow_]

I wanna be tall so bad

[Porsche Pimp @modontknow_]

All of my favorite plants are starting to blossom and I’m so scared about getting April snow and it all dying 😔

[Porsche Pimp @modontknow_]

The weirdest correlation / causation about the worlds obsession with thinness is the amount of friends who no longer wanna grub/drink with me and I’m saving hella money.

[Porsche Pimp @modontknow_]

Just realized I’m the background in 3 of my group chats. 🤭🤭🤭

[Porsche Pimp @modontknow_]

I broke a finger on my dominant hand and I’m now living in hell

[Porsche Pimp @modontknow_]

Me when I have to kill Phil

[Porsche Pimp @modontknow_]

I’m pretty sure being able to whistle is genetic

[Porsche Pimp @modontknow_]

Lately I’m so selfish with my time 🤍