Nathan

Best Hair runner-up in high school. If you're a robot you legally have to tell me.

[Nathan @MoDotOfficial]

I don't let the fact that I was born premature hold me back from doing things I love.

I let my fear of failure hold me back instead.

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I came home for Mother's Day but my mom is busy seeing her friend's son act in a play.

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@MoDotOfficial I think there are 20 Fast and Furious movies.

[BIZ MARKIE @BizMarkie]

I HOPE AND WISH A HUGE HAPPY VALENTINES TO EVERYONE

[Nathan @MoDotOfficial]

There's probably more Fast and the Furious movies in the world than girls who have texted me a winky face emoji.

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Dreamed I was locked in a janitors closet & couldn't get out. I appreciate my brain giving me nightmares that are less scary than real life.

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The fact that the Verision guy switched to Sprint has only heightened my trust issues.

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"Yeah I only really listen to chillwave music." - Me talking to my family and loved ones

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I should be doing something productive with my life but I've been spending the past 30 minutes researching bike polo. Help.

[Nathan @MoDotOfficial]

Never felt more like Napoleon Dynamite than when I scanned my car for change to fill my tires & Napoleon Dynamite's soundtrack was playing.

[Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

[Canadian border]

OFFICER: Reason for visiting Canada?

ME: Business.

OFFICER: Anything to declare?

ME: Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

[BIZ MARKIE @BizMarkie]

yep,I got them

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One of my improv teammates mentioned we should try to add "a cute boy" to our troupe.

It's so weird that she forgot I'm already there!

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@HappyMerry I'll add it to my list! If you haven't yet check out King of Kong, they look way similar. And American Movie cuz it's great.

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@hrblack Very good pick.

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@MoDotOfficial Also I know I spelled Liukin wrong but, you've probably made some mistakes today too that you aren't proud of.

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@MoDotOfficial The last one is suppose to be 'Stop trying to make casually liking the Olympics your thing' but, word limits. Ugh.

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Would would win in gymnastics?

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@HappyMerry Thanks!! Also dang, I love King of Kong and other wacky documentaries, how am I JUST now finding out about Man vs. Snake.

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Hello here's a short documentary I made about this chiptune festival I had a fun time at.
https://t.co/OLL5xywKXF

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Imagine Honey I Shrunk the Kids except everyone's the same size.