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🏳️‍⚧️ clever girl 🇵🇸

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

It's starting. #TheHappening #MenAreCuttingTheirPenisesOff #NoPenis2026 #IndianaManChallenge

[Rita Repulsive @entheoalchemist]

Alex Guarnaschelli on an episode of Chopped where the mystery ingredient is xanax

[episode one @E1podcast]

A lot of you moved on, but just so you know, they’re still killing people in Gay City for refusing to twerk.

[Ben Eales @ben_eales]

Vimeo is the only site that contains Todd Verow's full filmography as uploaded by Verow himself. His studio's website is a Tumblr page. He is a vital voice in queer cinema and it's about to become impossible to access most of his work. Anti-art as fuck.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. we had phone sex.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I spoke to McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning.

He said we should end the war with Iran, quit giving aid to Israel, stop spying on Americans without a warrant, and he’s really sorry about how my primary turned out.

[studio gangsta @I_listen_to_npr]

you can't cum without my permission . . . Nah I'm just fucking you dawg 😂 cum as much you'd like.

[Louise Charlotte Weard @weardjupiter]

Hi @Vimeo I think that removing the VOD library from your service is an incredibly anti-art manoeuvre as there are many indie filmmakers and boutique distributors with libraries digitally available on there only. It’s like taking a blowtorch to 2010s independent filmmaking.

[dont @valleyboyvoice]

Tweeting "I will kill Mitch McConnell" so they'll have to prove he's alive to charge me with anything

[Vera🃏 @VeraDrew22]

the cat's outta the bag. i'm making a new movie. it's a found footage horror film called TRANDEMIC. thanks TFC, Mark Duplass, and Patrick Brice for the support!!!!

https://t.co/mbPYB62eup

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Me: England and Norway??! That’s literally Hansel and Gretel 😂

My boyfriend: Wait, are you….. are you trans???????

[Eric Rahill @ericrahill]

Lisztomania … Phoenix in the AirPods .. have lost more money than I’m comfortable with but am meeting so many people my age

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Eddington-doubters taking L after L

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

Minions & Monsters: this movie got my 6-year-old son to shoot orange juice out of his nose because he was laughing so hard at a Citizen Kane parody. The Minions are no longer my mortal enemies they are now my close personal friends.

[Punt Road @punt_rd]

My favourite wrestler is ‘Steven Flowe’, a grunge styled fighter whose theme song is ‘Even Flow’ by Pearl Jam….except all the lyrics are just his name.
Please also note as commitment to the aesthetic he has on the Seattle double flannel.

[Julie Greiner @JulieAbridged]

watching this trailer made me feel like I was hallucinating Richard Kind

[Variety @Variety]

Weird Al Yankovic pulled out of a commercial on which he was making a "nice pile of money" after discovering it was for AI.

“I’m not going to mention any names, but they told me it was for a business. It was business software that would increase productivity. I said, ‘Oh well, yeah, sure, I could do that.’ And then a week before we’re supposed to shoot it, I find out this is AI. And I thought, ‘Oh no, I can’t be the poster boy for AI, forget it.’ So I felt bad about kind of pulling out at the last minute. But yeah, I’m not down with that.”

https://t.co/lSfSBMYbb2

[Quds News Network @QudsNen]

Palestinian footballer Salim Al Ashqar, 31, was killed yesterday by Israeli army fire in southern Gaza.

He had married five months earlier and was expecting his first child. He was the only son among seven sisters.

The number of athletes killed since the start of the Israeli genocide in Gaza has now risen to 1,009.

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

A Kentucky church reportedly staged a fake execution during Vacation Bible School... with realistic-looking guns... while children chanted, "Take him out! Blow him up!"

I wish I were making this up.

https://t.co/as3bVELF3f