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[themodernpeanutgallery 🥜 @modpeanuts]

@CityOfNorthVan https://t.co/k8Jkeb7KL4

[themodernpeanutgallery 🥜 @modpeanuts]

@MetroVancouver Will you be stopping businesses from wasting water?
Will commercial car washes be running still…power washing companies? Golf courses still using sprinklers?

[Rebecca Aguilar (on Blue Sky & LinkedIn) @RebeccaAguilar]

Everyone COPY this video, share it far and wide. Paramount Skydance billionaire baby David Ellison can’t handle that Stephen Colbert is getting millions of views . @Youtube we will cancel our subscription as we did when we dumped @paramountplus.

[themodernpeanutgallery 🥜 @modpeanuts]

.@Reddit you suck. Like Trump-level suck.

[Michelle from Canada 🪶🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🕊🎨🐈 @RavenCreative2]

@CanadianCoffey2 @airbus63 🤭

His snark is epic, and true

[@RGBAtlantica @RGBAtlantica]

Galen Weston Jr owns Loblaw, ShoppersDrugMart is worth 19 billion today. He said he could not afford to pay employees $15/ hour because it would cut into his profits. At the time he was worth 8.82 billion, today he's worth 19 billion. This is why Canadians go to food banks.

[Jill Davis @Jdavis_Halton]

It would be nice if the neighbours held their sarcastic comments about Canadians until all the facts are out. Think of the people first. 😔 https://t.co/D28A3v9Lco

[Shanaka Anslem Perera ⚡ @shanaka86]

BREAKING: At 7:04 AM Eastern on Monday March 23, President Donald Trump posted that the US and Iran had “productive conversations.” By 7:10, the S&P 500 had surged 240 points, adding $2 trillion in market capitalisation. At 7:37, Iran’s Foreign Ministry denied all contact, calling it “falsehood and psychological warfare.” By 8:00, the S&P had fallen 120 points, erasing $1 trillion. WTI crude collapsed from above $100 to below $90, a drop exceeding 10 percent in hours.

$3 trillion swung in the S&P alone in 56 minutes. On two social media posts. While missiles were still hitting Kiryat Shmona. While the Israeli Air Force was striking targets in the “heart of Tehran” moments after Trump posted about productive conversations.

Now hold every signal from the last 12 hours simultaneously, because that is what the war requires you to do.

Trump says Iran wants to finalise the deal within five days. Iran says “no direct or indirect contact” and accuses Trump of buying time. Axios reports Turkey, Egypt, and Pakistan are passing messages. An Israeli source warns the cancelled ultimatum may be read as weakness. Netanyahu says Israel is bringing Iran “to places it has never been.” Iran’s General Abdollahi warns of a “new secret weapon.” The IDF strikes an IRGC missile city near Isfahan while the power-plant pause is in effect. Rosatom evacuates Bushehr to a skeleton crew. The Pentagon accelerates 4,500 Marines. Iran’s Fars claims Trump retreated after hearing Iran would target all power plants across West Asia.

Every signal contradicts at least one other. That is not confusion. That is the war’s operating system.

Trump needs oil down before the midterms. One Truth Social post crashed WTI over 10 percent, doing more for American consumers than every naval operation in three weeks. Iran must deny talks because any appearance of negotiating with the country that killed Mojtaba’s father would end the regime faster than the bombs. Israel keeps striking because the IDF says weeks remain. The Pentagon deploys Marines because the five-day window may end with invasion, not a deal.

Every actor is simultaneously negotiating and escalating. Every statement is simultaneously true and false. The “productive conversations” happened through Turkish, Egyptian, and Pakistani intermediaries who held separate talks with White House envoy Steve Witkoff and Iranian Foreign Minister Araghchi, per Axios. Iran must deny them to survive domestically. The strikes are real, with the IDF hitting the IRGC Khordad missile city near Isfahan even as power plants are paused, and Trump must claim progress to justify the pause. The troop deployment is real: 4,500 Marines and the 11th MEU accelerated toward the region. The secret weapon threat is real, because Iran needs escalation dominance to negotiate from a position its public denial says does not exist. Rosatom is evacuating Bushehr to a skeleton crew because Moscow calculates the next phase involves targets that glow.

This is psychological warfare at a scale that did not exist before social media gave sovereign leaders the ability to move trillion-dollar markets with a sentence. One Truth Social post moved more market value in six minutes than the entire Iranian navy was worth. One Mehr News denial erased half the recovery in 27 minutes. The war is no longer fought with missiles alone. It is fought with timestamps.

And through all of it: the strait is still closed. The 40 energy assets are still destroyed. The fertiliser is still blocked. The planting window is still closing. The helium is still bottled. Primorsk is still burning. The molecules do not read social media. The molecules wait.

Full analysis:
https://t.co/iFmUcar8on

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

The Municipal Police of Madrid has published the video of Paco's training exercises, the hero dog who saves and performs cardiac massage (CPR) on the officer who fainted (as a simulation),
and it's winning hearts worldwide. ❤️

[Angie Rivers ~ Nasty Canadian Woman. @shesrideordie]

This is pro-life.

[Blair King @BlairKing_ca]

This is more Americanization of Canadian discourse. The US have a strategic reserved because they use more than they produce. They are net importers.

Canada doesn't need a strategic reserve of crude oil since we produce 3X what we use. Our "reserves" are in the field #canpoli

[themodernpeanutgallery 🥜 @modpeanuts]

@VidalCalvin2 @LowkeyEnergy_ 🤣🤣🤣

[Prof Julia Steinberger @JKSteinberger]

Trying to explain again: Hesgeth's "Greater North America" should be taken VERY seriously as a real threat. Right now the US and Israel are realising "Greater Israel" by attacking-invading Lebanon & Iran. Hesgeth is saying it's Greenland, Cuba, Canada and Mexico next.

[Heinz-J. @schachi08]

@ReallyAmerican1

[Elisa Mosini 🇪🇺🇮🇹 @MosiniElisa]

Who’s the most loved and trusted country with the best global reputation?
Source: Reputation Institute

1st - Canada 🇨🇦
2nd - Norway 🇳🇴
3rd - Sweden 🇸🇪

Out of the top 20 countries, 15 are European
Congrats to our Canadian friends, totally deserved! 🍁

https://t.co/cFiXJgY1ql

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

At this point, if someone told me we’re living in the matrix, I think I’d be relieved.

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

Imagine being stupid enough to blame bombing a country because they're a "nuclear threat" while still having this up on your own website.

YOU. CAN. NOT. MAKE. IT. UP.

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Republicans deleting all their tweets about

WWIII
Peacetime Presidents
Warmongers
Boots on the ground
Your kids dying
The draft....

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

The First Lady has absolutely no business in a UN Security Council meeting. She has not been confirmed by the Senate to be an Ambassador. This is flagrantly unconstitutional, and signals a complete disregard for the UN itself.