iri ☁️

chairman of the tortured kroodric department

[iri ☁️ @modriclor]

LMAO 😭😭😭😭

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨👀 The Mourinho announcement video aired just AFTER the Riquelme interview on El Hormiguero.

Florentino Pérez bought a post-show ad for his announcement.

[🥷🏼 @killeures]

I’m crying Haaland probably doesn't even know what an Enrique Riquelme is 😭😭😭😭

[iri ☁️ @modriclor]

yeah no shit sherlock 😭

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 BREAKING: Manchester City are FULLY RELAXED about Erling Haaland, despite Enrique Riquelme’s statement.

They are CONFIDENT that he will NOT leave this summer. @FabrizioRomano

[madridistas en apuros @madridenapuros]

Si mañana Florentino hace otro vídeo y anuncia que Ceballos se pira del Real Madrid gana las elecciones con más del 80%

[✰ @DarrylRMFC]

it’s going to be so funny when Haaland denies everything on snapchat tomorrow 😭😭😭😭

[iri ☁️ @modriclor]

My World Cup agenda-

Will actively root for:
🇭🇷 (and will tolerate 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)
Will actively root against:
🇪🇸🇦🇷🇫🇷
Won’t mind if they win it:
🇧🇷🇩🇪

[ٓ @SilentEcho27]

My World Cup agenda-

Will actively root for:
🇵🇹
Will actively root against:
🇪🇸 🇦🇷 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Won’t mind if they win it:
🇫🇷

[iri ☁️ @modriclor]

@Krisi_RMCF i find the whole drama hilarious but realistically i don't think riquelme is gonna win 😭

[iri ☁️ @modriclor]

he's extraordinary in your wildest dreams

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Florentino Perez: "Just look at Mbappé's stats and you'll realize what an EXTRAORDINARY player he is." @diarioas

[🚫🗺️ @endinzone]

the funny thing is that even if Haaland did have some sort of agreement with him, he can deny it as soon as the elections are over and Riquelme would be the only fool lol

[iri ☁️ @modriclor]

@justca0s he probably doesn't even know that this is happening LMFAOOO

[iri ☁️ @modriclor]

is haaland aware of this supposed transfer?

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Enrique Riquelme brings out a Erling Haaland #9 Real Madrid 2026/27 home kit to announce him as his superstar signing.

[iri ☁️ @modriclor]

did he finally wake up? omg

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨🚨 Florentino Pérez: “I will sign ANOTHER TOP DEFENDER other than Konaté for Real Madrid.”

[iri ☁️ @modriclor]

@lyvra0 oh definitely but i don't think he's winning

[iri ☁️ @modriclor]

did he pull jurgen klopp or what?

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 Enrique Riquelme: “My coach is someone who Madrid fans WANT.”

[#9 @gilsrma]

riquelme cracks me up because WHY is he so fixated on haaland? if he wanted to cause uproar he should’ve said julian alvarez or something as unhinged

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨🚨 Florentino Perez: "Viní Jr. WANTS TO STAY and I WANT HIM TO STAY.

There is still a year left in his contract. There is time left." @diarioas

[َ @arbeIoas]

if it’s not alvaro arbeloa we’re not listening

[iri ☁️ @modriclor]

i doubt haaland actually signed bro does he even know that any of this is happening 😭😭😭😭

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨🚨 BREAKING: Enrique Riquelme says he HAS SIGNED ERLING HAALAND, he has shown the SIGNED DOCUMENTS TOO.

If he wins, ERLING HAALAND will play for REAL MADRID.

[iri ☁️ @modriclor]

@CalculatedShade hopefully 😔🤞🏽

[iri ☁️ @modriclor]

two years of the dictatorship, three more to go

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

2 years ago today, Real Madrid officially announced the signing of Kylian Mbappé. 🇫🇷⭐️

[iri ☁️ @modriclor]

@ts_smolbacons that would be my final straw 😭😭

[iri ☁️ @modriclor]

@arbeIoas I'M CRYING 😭😭😭