𝖘𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖎

nun ya ☻

[your babyy ❤️🦋 @Veryweirdgirl_]

This human shit is hard, I should’ve been a mango.

[autist @litteralyme0]

me waking up for work at 6am after going to bed at 5am

[𝖘𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖎 @modrnlove_]

I’m probably like 5th 😂

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

yall should be on ya 3rd toothbush for the year at least

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

75% of this adult shit is learning how to control yourself.

[bettyy💕 @ohgolbb]

i actually want to stop using my phone

[Stephanie Ⓥ @SVcrazycatlady]

Do not tolerate this, too.

It's the first step in eliminating it entirely.

Start contacting your Senators and demand that they return the money they stole from us.

[𝖘𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖎 @modrnlove_]

Ripe juicy mangos are elite. The best fruit. But how i LOATHE having to floss immediately after eating one

[Lien @Jacksonsrule]

If you haven't figured it out by now, our entire
government is a huge mafia who launders our tax payer money right back to themselves through foreign aid and endless wars. They all hate you and could care less if you suffer and die horrible deaths, as long as they get dirty rich.

[brandon* @brndxix]

don’t worry guys, the wealth will trickle down

[autist @litteralyme0]

I hate when people assume you haven't been through shit jus because ur not a miserable loser with a victim mentality

[Maryam @hell_line0]

the literacy crisis isn't that people can't read the words, it is that they cannot understand the context, infer meaning, or make logical conclusions from what they have read...

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

the purpose of life is to become as calm as you possibly can

[Gina Hinojosa @GinaHinojosaTX]

Texas has the highest number of uninsured people and the most rural hospital closures in the country.

If Greg Abbott wanted to lower healthcare costs for Texans, he would've done it in the twelve years he's been Governor.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Corporate America is amazing because you can give 76,000 people cancer and not spend a day in jail

[miia @miiagarro]

soon as i become an adult mfs wanna have this hunger games ass government

[T @dfwtee_]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped.

[𝖘𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖎 @modrnlove_]

Everything is written and directed. We only have the illusion of free choice.

[Subi-doo 🐸 @suzamaroo]

Trump announcing he’s running in 2028 is an impeachable offense on its own.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

There’s a Japanese saying:

“If you feel like you’re losing everything, remember, trees lose their leaves every year, yet they still stand tall and wait for better days to come.”

[BURNT LIME ⚠️WARNING: BITES⚠️ @_burntlime_]

today my roommate got his dui FROM JANUARY dismissed bc the tests came back and he was, as we all knew, sober as fuck. last week the county gave that cop an award for making 100 dui arrests within the last year. like u cannot make this shit up 💀

[𝖘𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖎 @modrnlove_]

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[Jcute @JerryGabri42209]

weed smokers be like it's 9am time to make myself retarded