dirt bike

my cucumber plant died

[noah @lustvoid]

Overheard at the Turnstile show: “I can’t believe they’re playing such an intimate venue.” Sir this is a 3600 cap.

[dirt bike @modular_chiller]

I be fucking up my circadian rhythm for some mac and cheese

[Flosaeris @AllixGrey]

God's Hate

[dirt bike @modular_chiller]

It’d be a good day for me if Spotify’s UI didn’t change every time I opened it

[dirt bike @modular_chiller]

Weird how The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It is a romance movie

[dirt bike @modular_chiller]

@BernardDaOptima Dude… come on, it’s been this way

[dirt bike @modular_chiller]

I miss the toilet paper phone calls on bloodfeast

[dirt bike @modular_chiller]

Meet cute but it’s a mosh pit and she crowd kills me

[dirt bike @modular_chiller]

My days basically consist of me washing the same 3 dishes over and over again so I can eat.

[dirt bike @modular_chiller]

Thinkin about Pad Thai

[dirt bike @modular_chiller]

Imagine being so down bad you fall in love with a zombie

[dirt bike @modular_chiller]

I want Kate Bush to murder me on live television

[dirt bike @modular_chiller]

@itmerandy Slipped every disc

[dirt bike @modular_chiller]

Just a heads up, I’m going to the gym today so I will be unavailable from 4-6pm EST.

[dirt bike @modular_chiller]

@lustvoid Double homicide

[dirt bike @modular_chiller]

Imagine getting dumped on the first of the month and then having to pay rent

[dirt bike @modular_chiller]

They should put Now That’s What I Call Fish Cuts Vol 3 on all major streaming platforms.

[dirt bike @modular_chiller]

Fuck it, ship the console logs

[dirt bike @modular_chiller]

He’s not a 10, he’s a Toshiba 5,000 BTU 115-Volt window air conditioner

[dirt bike @modular_chiller]

She’s a 10 but she keeps eating all of the loaded nachos