molly godat (but dingus)

Pam, please? I have Country Crock. | certified adult (she/her)

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and NOW, for my NEXT TRICK, I’ll be taking…a little nap

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@bisexualpopgirl My sister is royalty of choosing gay artists. I could grab one from her if you’d like

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@LlKEDAYLlGHT I’ve heard it was pretty bad, but no one ever really told me just how awful it was

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@LlKEDAYLlGHT 150% agree, they should put you out for that shit. I almost passed out and the aftershock cramps lasted for 3 days

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@kingcharlesIV_ Escargot? More like escarGOOD

[Charles 4️⃣ @harliechenderso]

Dans un café à Saint Germaine

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@kingcharlesIV_ I’m a big fan of “let’s go dig a hole in the ground and live in it like moles”

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@professorswunk Gluten free bread is the shit (or should I say, the anti-shit)

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@kingcharlesIV_ It’s a cute little community called
r/ligma

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@visakanv Saw someone selling embroidery at an art show and decided to give it a try! 4 years later and it’s my greatest passion, main income stream and the reason I have nearly 150k tiktok followers

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@kingcharlesiv_ Ended with a “ground and pound”

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Gay things said on UFC so far that I greatly appreciate:

“Mitchell always finishes when he’s on top”

“Du Plessis has blown his load!”

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@kingcharlesiv_ I only watch UFC with my side hoes

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“Think about clenching”

[Wolf man! @ImSmilingRn]

I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean

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@educatedbimbo *claps*

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@christinaaahill @JimLeePak Bandit!

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@kingcharlesiv_ It was me. I let you. That was 1.8 lb bag btw