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[Moebird1 @Moebird12]

Some people are growers, some people are showers, I'm a shrinker. #tiktak #viennasausage

[Moebird1 @Moebird12]

Is a guy who's only good for sucking dick called a brunch? #eggsandsausage

[Moebird1 @Moebird12]

Someone needs to make spray on Viagra #micromissile

[Moebird1 @Moebird12]

The snake from Kung-Fu Panda has got to be grippin. Right? #karateslop

[Moebird1 @Moebird12]

After I got appendicitis, they replaced my shlong with it #upgrade

[Moebird1 @Moebird12]

If the universe is infinite, there has to be a planet made entirely of cum #milkyway

[Moebird1 @Moebird12]

The doctor left half of my foreskin on, gives true meaning to jerky #mesquitebbq

[Moebird1 @Moebird12]

Some people are growers, some people are showers, I'm a shrinker #vanishingact

[Moebird1 @Moebird12]

When you shlong is wider than it is long, but is average length #tunacan

[Moebird1 @Moebird12]

If I was a serial killer I would want my name to be The Taint Tickler #gorillagrip

[Moebird1 @Moebird12]

Just subscribed to Luigi's OnlyFans. Needless to say when I clicked on "Penne With White Sauce" I expected more pasta. #bowsersdungeon

[Moebird1 @Moebird12]

Can we play pong but instead of ping pong balls we use my nuts and instead of cups we use your mouth? #trickshot

[Moebird1 @Moebird12]

@TOBYornot_to_be No

[Moebird1 @Moebird12]

There has to be a karate move where you catch someone finger in your asshole then break it #chinesefingertrap

[Moebird1 @Moebird12]

For an extra dollar I can turn that cappuccino into a cummuccino #extracream

[Moebird1 @Moebird12]

You ever shit so hard you prolapse your anus? #extrasplashback

[Moebird1 @Moebird12]

I'm so down bad I do foreplay when I masturbate. #ConsentualNonconsent

[Moebird1 @Moebird12]

You ever shove an Olive Garden breadstick up your ass? #bottomless

[Moebird1 @Moebird12]

You every thrown a bowling ball with only your penis and balls? #topspin

[Moebird1 @Moebird12]

If I cut my penis off can I still be drafted?#VladdyDaddy