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i tweet into the void when I’m bored

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

“Oh Balogun is just playing for the U.S. because he couldn’t make the England squad”…Folks, that is the entire promise of our nation.

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

And then we’ll beat your ass with them.

[😮‍💨 @potentiallywavy]

@MarvelRivals Saquan reference is peak

[kaylee!! @kalesus_]

Thank you Bad Bunny for the child who falls asleep at the Hispanic function representation

[md @derintheestalli]

it actually is this serious.

[Strict Asian Obama @LeBeauJauneRoi]

@big_business_ Terry had Blight & Shriek in handcuffs immediately after school and was genuinely in section at 10 having bottle wars with his classmates. Bruce was a loser.

[Omar @vanarkrid3]

Jean’s scottbubu when she gets a kill in rivals

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

“ What if the bats get hot ”

[😮‍💨 @potentiallywavy]

The real question is how does this affect Lebron’s legacy?

[Taden @Tadendotexe]

Toby, if the world was ending you’d come over right?

[😮‍💨 @potentiallywavy]

James Gunn gets it #theGunnaintjam

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

BREAKING:

Both the White House and RNCC have lashed out at the creators of this ad.

It must have struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists.

You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!

#MAGAKidnappers

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Javiera Montero was detained for 8 hours before NYPD was forced to admit she committed no crimes and was just vacationing in New York.

Please share her story.

[😮‍💨 @potentiallywavy]

@Tadendotexe Me when my Ming dynasty scheming eunuch gets me addicted to liquid mercury

[Drea @Justlove_drea]

Hart couldn’t get 10 damn points

[Jackie Llanos @LlanosJackie]

🚨A U.S. born citizen was arrested in Florida for entering the state as an “unauthorized alien.” His mother and a community advocate showed his birth certificate during a hearing in Leon County. The judge said she had no authority to release him.

[Molly White @molly0xFFF]

the "just don't overdraft your account" guys need to google transaction reordering

[😮‍💨 @potentiallywavy]

@CosmonautMarcus Save me duelist cyclops

[≧∀≦ @laeswrld]

me when i’m secretly working out in my room and someone comes in: