moe

Chipotle is overrated.

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My GF just said I'm better than a farmers market.

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R U Blazed?

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@HashTagBigFlash was it spaghetti?

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Is there ever a time when cocktail swords won't be classy?

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Today I had a customer named Ron Swanson ask if we "had a place to take a squirt."

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Nothing like a splash of nostalgia to keep you going.

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@HashTagBigFlash yes pls

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@JizzkuH sorry 😅 didn't know the best way to do it

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@JizzkuH you're all too sweet miss. Jess 😘

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@JizzkuH haven't changed it in years 😈😈😈

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@HashTagBigFlash the severity of shenanigans that can be had in that thing...

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@HashTagBigFlash tha truck. Looks like a good time

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@HashTagBigFlash yes

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Can we take a minute to appreciate Bloc Party?

Thank you.

[moe @moecashmoeprobs]

Love note: I saw 3 OG Saab 900 Turbos today....

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So is anyone actually going to vote for someone besides trump, or are you just going to hate him?

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@HashTagBigFlash You, the top gear boys, and @JizzkuHd. Make that 6 since you count as 2

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Plastic vacuum man has that "please adopt me" look on his face

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Look at this guy. Thrown out. Ready to be crushed, and he's still got a smile on his face

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I can literally condense who I follow on Twitter to 5 people.