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✾ There's Bob yaoi?
✾ It must be with the cranky Squid.
✾ While Subaru is his closest friend and would produce the healthiest relationship, the fans are predictable. They love when the rivals Kiss.
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@CybersAcid 🍌ooc🍌 SYOP he doesn't even realize yaoi and yuri are popular online terms either he was legit just born understanding them
he learned abt straight people when asgore married toriel but he knew about yaoi first ❤️🩹
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✾ You make something so beautiful sound so cruel!
✾ Besides, you hardly even visit the poor guy.
✾ He talks to himself more than he talks to you. Trust me, I'd know~!
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✾ Every Halloween, Gorey tells us about Dessy's Gory Horrorey Movies!!!
✾ Awmannn, I wish I coulda seen the look on her face when she and Kris got busted.
✾ You a lucky dude.
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❪ he does a deep, fanciful bow once tenna introduces himself, the air sparkling and twinkling around him. he's on his best behaviour now that he knows this guy is the real deal, that their roots are intertwined. ❫
✾ So we finally meet, old buddy.
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* OH ! You must be from that 𝒲𝑒𝒹𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 bouquet !
* But that’s RIGHT ! I’m the one and only MR. ANT TENNA !!! ( Or , the Lord of Screens if you will ! )
* But - that’s RIGHT ! Back when the family was still together , Asgore LOVED those cowboy shows with Kris and Azzy !!
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❪ he looks ready to wilt right then and there, but he goes back to his usual glowing self in seconds. ❫
✾ Let's smile again!
✾ Didja know that big fuzzball still talks about you?
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❪ now he's peppy and grinning again. ❫
✾ Let's stroll on over to the Flower Café.
✾ From fruity pastries to every smoothie flavor you've ever dreamed of, it's got every thang you're looking for.
✾ All on the house for the lovely lady!
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❪ he's taken aback by that request, though his dopey smile doesn't budge.
as asgore's golden flower, he doesn't really ... have a personal identity. he doesn't practice ballet or boxing or cooking unless someone asks to do it with him. ❫
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✾ You keep shaking the tree, but nothing's gonna fall out, little lady.
✾ So drop it.
❪ his tone is stern and demeaning. he knows he's talking down to her, and he feels like an ass, but he tells himself it's for the best. ❫
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