muhammad joosub

Dint do bio

[muhammad joosub @moejoosub]

There's hotel rooms for a reason, @mo_seedat follow the fucking rules 😂😂#sorrynotsorry

[muhammad joosub @moejoosub]

@mi5690 @insayn_ hahahahahah you lying bra 😅

[muhammad joosub @moejoosub]

@mi5690 @insayn_ hahahahahah and then?

[muhammad joosub @moejoosub]

What did yankee doodle do after he stuck a feather on his hat? Died of macaroni -_- @RaeesaMehtar #epic #fail

[muhammad joosub @moejoosub]

Someone pick me up from student parking..oh and FUCK YOU whoever's incharge of parking at #ukzn #westville

[muhammad joosub @moejoosub]

http://t.co/sq3mpHcJQm is why the dollar hit 11 rand #jaycaawb

[Michael Carrick @carras16]

RIP #NelsonMandela #Madiba
A real inspiration.
Lived once but his legacy lives forever.

[Premier League Communications @PLComms]

Premier League confirms this weekend’s matches will be preceded by a minute’s applause to mark the life and achievements of Nelson Mandela.

[muhammad joosub @moejoosub]

Happy birthday :D @aaliyamehtar

[muhammad joosub @moejoosub]

Make space behind your plate at a wedding..food will get placed infront of you..that perfect aloo will be yours #WeddingTips

[muhammad joosub @moejoosub]

Always sit on a table with old uncles at weddings..most of them are on sugar watch..more gajar halwo for you #WeddingTips

[Katy Lockhat @Katylockhat]

"@ManUtd: Happy 40th birthday, Ryan Giggs. #mufc's record appearance-maker."@moejoosub

[muhammad joosub @moejoosub]

"@UberBullshlt: A black male is called a "nigglet" until the age of 13."@fathimasuleman_

[muhammad joosub @moejoosub]

"@UberFacts: How to make pickles glow in the dark and 15 other facts sure to blow your mind: http://t.co/km72VO8hGP"@ismailmoosa47

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on.

[muhammad joosub @moejoosub]

@aaliyamehtar it's the illuminati -_- a raindrop resembles an eye

[muhammad joosub @moejoosub]

@mi5690 now you know how we feel everytime you say something -_- ??#bathtard @insayn_ @Ahmed_Akoob @Muhammad_NUFC @WazeerOsman

[Emperor @MIKassim]

Ryan Giggs covered 10.3km in 90 minutes today. That is 6.4 miles and he's a month short of his 40th birthday. What a performance!

[muhammad joosub @moejoosub]

Ows spotted moving with an al rethobe @insayn_ #hazrat

[muhammad joosub @moejoosub]

"@UberFacts: The average fart travels at a speed of 7mph."I bet my fart is faster than yours @fathimasuleman_ #fartdrags #chaaros