Moe Lester

Elite Super Exclusive Academy Soccer coach for MGFC Australia / MILF enthusiast / Bringing Cockburn to the kids 🔥

[Moe Lester @MoeLesterMGFC]

We're 100% dedicated to giving the kids of Australia an authentic Cockburn Experience down under by using techniques inspired by the great Rolf Harris. He knew a lot about working through some heat, just like our coaching staff! Let's play with some balls!

[Moe Lester @MoeLesterMGFC]

@MoneyGrabFC @HowdyDooly G'day mate, they just allowed me access back to my electronic devices

[Moe Lester @MoeLesterMGFC]

Felt the same when I signed for @MoneyGrabFC instead of Penischester Rovers!

[Project Football EPL @ProjectEPL]

Jules Kounde’s now deleted post on Instagram 👀

[Moe Lester @MoeLesterMGFC]

We'll pay you more to throw games!

[FA Refereeing @FARefereeing]

JOBS | We're looking for a Referee Coordinator to provide operational support to the FA Refereeing department. ⚽️

You'll be administering the process across Steps 1-6, tiers 3&4, international fixtures and FA Competition fixtures! 🏆

Apply now 👇

https://t.co/2ZX7bHYHDh

[Moe Lester @MoeLesterMGFC]

@MoneyGrabFC You know the session is going to be elite when you see sets and reps on the session plan 💪

[Moe Lester @MoeLesterMGFC]

@MoneyGrabFC @FootballQLD My three strike policy is that if he's not unconscious by the time I've hit my third, the Roo's can have 'em

[Moe Lester @MoeLesterMGFC]

@DubaiMgfc @MoneyGrabFC A name so good they had to put it down 47 more times.

[Moe Lester @MoeLesterMGFC]

@DubaiMgfc @MoneyGrabFC There's only two things that grow in football - My wallet and list of reasons I'm on a register.

[Moe Lester @MoeLesterMGFC]

@MoneyGrabFC What U8 is 5'9-6'??? Get our scouts out there immediately!

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Poor Torres

[Moe Lester @MoeLesterMGFC]

@MoneyGrabFC Superb coaching 👍

[Moe Lester @MoeLesterMGFC]

@DubaiMgfc Both, she came to drop my Shiela off at practice

[Moe Lester @MoeLesterMGFC]

Met my first feminist mom today. Shocked to find out she didn't like the MILF discount. Her argument wasn't even about the lack of DILF discount. It just doesn't make sense. Women haven't stopped confusing me since my ex wife.

#fucksandra

[Moe Lester @MoeLesterMGFC]

@DubaiMgfc @MoneyGrabFC @TheSecretGrass @StiltonBargains @FootballGrf I've seen the camel toe, can it be a motto if it's a fact? Superb show from Dubai as always!

[Moe Lester @MoeLesterMGFC]

@mattletiss7 Probably because you're not an expert you wanker.

[Moe Lester @MoeLesterMGFC]

@Jeremy_Handler @MoneyGrabFC This is a safe space, pick as many as you need coach

[Moe Lester @MoeLesterMGFC]

Why do people think racism exists? I always pick the black kids for my team because they're stronger and faster than white kids like Jeremy and his sunburnt skin. Only the darkest survive in the outback!

[Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen]

Ref chats are great.

All we want is consistency. Except when we get consistency, then all we want is common sense. Except when we get common sense, then all we want is consistency. Except when we get consistency, then all we want is common sense. Except when we... etc and so on.

[Moe Lester @MoeLesterMGFC]

@MoneyGrabFC That's not what Mark told me

[Moe Lester @MoeLesterMGFC]

@DubaiMgfc @MoneyGrabFC Must be under the age of 18 to apply...