♏organ Fix

Texan•Veteran•Patriot•Boy Mom•TSU ΑΟΠ Alumna ❤️🐼

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

This is how the fake news media works!

[Spitfire @RealSpitfire]

I don’t remember Democrats calling for gun control and red flag laws after Trump was shot.

Did I miss that?

[♏organ Fix @moelizabeth33]

@GregAbbott_TX @elonmusk Does that mean we can get our space shuttle back on our license plates?

[♏organ Fix @moelizabeth33]

Does that mean we can get our space shuttle back on our license plates?

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

BREAKING

.@elonmusk announces the move of SpaceX headquarters to the great state of Texas.

This cements Texas as the leader in space exploration.

[Roseanne Barr @therealroseanne]

Can a staffer wake up president shit pants to make a statement?

[♏organ Fix @moelizabeth33]

@SUBWAY I got the exact same sandwich at a different location last week and it did not taste rancid at all. I was not offered a refund nor a different sandwich.

[♏organ Fix @moelizabeth33]

@SUBWAY store #6004-0 on 2625 North Mesa El Paso, Texas is serving rancid lunch meat. When brought to their attention, I was told “it taste funny because you’re pregnant”. Bacteria found in uncooked (I got mine cooked) meat can be fatal to an unborn child.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

This man needs to be arrested

[NWS El Paso @NWSElPaso]

You probably were just rudely awakened by an earthquake. USGS is reporting a M5.2 south of Carlsbad, NM, which occurred at 3:27am. We felt it here in Santa Teresa.

[♏organ Fix @moelizabeth33]

@TequilaPurist @KFOX14 Felt it by UTEP too.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Texas is building the border wall.

This is today near Brownsville.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Believe what you see, not what you’re told

[♏organ Fix @moelizabeth33]

@CollinRugg Still waiting on all those celebrities that said they would move to Canada last time but they’re still here.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

The city of San Francisco is launching an investigation into the X sign Elon Musk installed on top of X headquarters in SF.

Here are things that San Francisco won’t investigate you for:

1. Defecating on the sidewalk.
2. Stealing and launching a car over a cliff.
3. Shooting up heroin in public.
4. Assaulting Asian Americans in public.
5. Assaulting elderly people in public.
6. Assaulting literally anyone in public.
7. Shoplifting and robbery.
8. Stealing vehicles.
9. Setting up a tent city on busy sidewalks.
10. Dealing drugs.

Clown city 🤡

[Angel @AngelStudiosInc]

People have been so generous in spreading the message of 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘰𝘮 that they've Paid It Forward so thousands of others can watch it for free in theaters. Get your tickets today!

[Upworthy @Upworthy]

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[♏organ Fix @moelizabeth33]

@AmbetterTX is the WORST insurance company EVER! And it sucks that @AmbetterTX is the only company we can afford to use at our son’s pediatrician!

[♏organ Fix @moelizabeth33]

Thank you @AmbetterTX for canceling our plan unauthorized after we spent about 8 hours fixing the issue when changed our plan without authorization. FIX THIS NOW!!

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

I don’t want to jinx it but—- Rihanna is the first female Super Bowl performer in recent memory that has managed to keep her clothes on.

Nudity doesn’t shock me anymore.

Self-respect does.

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

See ya soon Woody, you are a sad strange little man and you have my pity. And off we go to a number 5! To infinity and beyond!