El Eddie

Dodgers⚾️ Chico State 🏫 Toxic...sometimes

[El Eddie @moemata]

Sorry ladies, the only thing that makes my heart beat faster are the stairs and food

[★cutietrin ★ @trinnbaby]

need sum head

[El Eddie @moemata]

It don’t, it don’t go down!!

[El Eddie @moemata]

It’s official!! I am now the guy at work who provides all the single guy jokes to my coworkers on my project 🙃 …. All 12 are married, I’m the only single one 😭

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

OPINION: #CryingKershaw Jumbotron

While Padres fans got a good laugh for a few minutes, was it really worth stooping that low? The Padres are the least accomplished team in pro sports. They've spent $246m to be a few games over .500. Kershaw is a champion of the game and is a quietly spoken, humble, genuine and likeable guy. It's also foolish to play cheap games like this in early May - it's a long season and people don't forget. Classless, provocative and completely unnecessary. The arrogance is astounding and only alienates a team with several disliked players even further.

[Arslan @thega1nz]

Me after dipping her titty in tequila and then putting salt around her nipple

[El Eddie @moemata]

Dear Diary, day 74 of having two female roommates… I’ve finally had the courage to take shit #5

[Helluva Bottom Carter @bingomilf]

Me killing a Minion

[El Eddie @moemata]

Not me googling what the safest seat on an airplane is…before my flight 💺

[El Eddie @moemata]

@yourislandgyal We can split it!!

[El Eddie @moemata]

She said “send me pics of you eating your burger” ….🙄….🙄… I said this ain’t no mukbang account and blocked her

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

¡VIVA MÉXICO! 🇲🇽🙌

They comeback to secure the W and advance to the WBC Semifinal 💪

[El Eddie @moemata]

This guy really said “Well, I’m from Alabama so it’s pretty easy to know where my family ancestry is from” 😂 ☠️

[El Eddie @moemata]

Me: Sends follow request on IG *gets accepted and see she has a kid

Also Me: Unfollows

[DΛVΣ @DoyersDave]

Mini Doyers are back #Dodgers

[El Eddie @moemata]

Last one in the office locking up again because I don’t have a Valentine 🤡

[El Eddie @moemata]

Cancun in September 🤞🏼?? Whose wit it 🍻