a silly #hollanov smau
in which shane has been running the most trusted ilya updates account for almost a decade, but one day, he accidentally breaks character and sends hockey twitter into a spiral to help him get laid.
corner of hrtwt that cares about hockey is all penguins, canadiens, sharks, and the occasional oilers. everyone only cares about sidney crosby and maximum +1 other player (maybe). zero bruins fans, zero ovi fans, and the only capitals fan on my timeline is... tom wilson glazer
@twirlybird17 ok i actually need to be educated about the tkachuks bc everyone i've seen on hrtwt hates them, redditors hate them, and spotify recommended me their podcast 1 time but all i could tell was they're normal boring white guys. what is wrong with them?
@sharkteethtank@lynnindisguise i've actually been down this rabbithole before, ilya IS a really popular name, and there have been 9 nhlers named ilya that i could find so far