moethecat

I'm a cat. I own @tapps. it's a hard job I tell ya!

[moethecat @moethecat]

someone please take the camera away from @tapps. i’m trying to sleep. also... WHY IS SHE AROUND SO MUCH THESE PAST FEW MONTHS?! https://t.co/2PKqRSd6wa

[moethecat @moethecat]

i get it @tapps, you’re excited that i have a collar with a bell again so i can’t sneak up on you anymore. but it’s SERIOUSLY not fair that i have to wear a #bowtie when you’ve been in the same PJ’s for six days!… https://t.co/samhdib2uL

[moethecat @moethecat]

@tapps oh shuddup. you walk into door frames all the time!

[moethecat @moethecat]

@tapps @camikaos no.

[moethecat @moethecat]

what is 9 twitter years converted into cat years?

[moethecat @moethecat]

@tapps you can stop singing along ANY time now... I'm trying to sleep. (plus.. you're not even on key)

[moethecat @moethecat]

I don't think @tapps is coming back. but I like this other lady who's here.. so.. oh well. back to my nap.

[moethecat @moethecat]

@tapps srsly! stop taking pictures and just TURN THE DAMN TV ON!

(I'm totally gonna chew up your shoelaces for this one. jerk!)

[moethecat @moethecat]

@tapps what could POSSIBLY be more important than this? NOTHING.

[moethecat @moethecat]

@tapps turn that damn light off. 😡

[moethecat @moethecat]

@tapps stop . waking. me. up!

[moethecat @moethecat]

if you need me I'll be here at my office... and I'll alert you to any birds I see. you're welcome. https://t.co/mKluN6VPIO

[moethecat @moethecat]

dear @tapps plz stop waking me up from my nap with your @ mention notifications. I have a busy day of napping. I do important things!

[moethecat @moethecat]

because, it is. silly! I just *let* you guys live here. https://t.co/vali8GgHrL

[tracy apps 🌈 @tapps]

currently @moethecat is saying "this is mine" to EVERY. SINGLE. THING. IN. THE HOUSE. #typical https://t.co/6OVYUqySmk

[moethecat @moethecat]

that large smelly other animal is back. I do. not. like.

[moethecat @moethecat]

don't make fun of me. I have short legs. #catselfie @ The tapps estate https://t.co/qpQuqw6Z3i

[moethecat @moethecat]

if you need me... I'll be over here. also: tell @tapps to turn the heat up more often

[moethecat @moethecat]

@tapps whatever. don't make me puke on you. again

[moethecat @moethecat]

@tapps I'm cold. turn the heat up. jerk!

[moethecat @moethecat]

@tapps no. I. will. not.