*pulls long hair off of my bf knowing good and well it’s mine*
my brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
me: which one of your hoes did this come from
I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.
I just accidentally updated my Mac which I have successfully avoided for months. Now I’m just staring at it in despair bc I know it will never be the same... RIP my battery life 😭