SLOPPY MOE

Audio Engineer out of Philadelphia DM me for any session inquiries

[SLOPPY MOE @moewitcher]

i be at work giving life advice to my 35 year old coworkers

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@JonnyMc33 downvote

[JUMEX 🪶 @vmpchriis]

“wrong bitch” irritates me so much, as if an organized mf like me would mix that up

[SLOPPY MOE @moewitcher]

one time i smoked too much and didn’t want to throw up on my friends carpet so i grabbed his brand new timbs and threw up into them

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Where’s the funniest place you’ve ever thrown up

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@pax__world new fear unlocked

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@DJCRAZYBABY i had one of them look at me with the saddest eyes and say “why you do like the americans brother” and now i avoid that cart at all cost

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@BarcMedia db grinder

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sometimes i swallow the mouthwash in the morning instead of spitting just to take the edge off the day

[SLOPPY MOE @moewitcher]

@RodieSenpai keep going it’ll make everything better i swear

[SLOPPY MOE @moewitcher]

whoever on the fetterman team came up with the “Dr.Oz abuses dogs” campaign ad is genius cause most white people care more about dogs than they do minorities

[dogfightin @dogfightin]

Been looking for a sign that you should relapse? Here it is. You know it’ll feel so good. This is also a sign to text your ex

[SLOPPY MOE @moewitcher]

this is crazy cause i remember seeing this on 2010 cryptid youtube and it’s resurfacing 12 years later

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Prehistoric 80 million year old shark also known as “the frilled shark” discovered in Awashima, Japan

[SLOPPY MOE @moewitcher]

having a woman in your life is crazy cause u go from sleeping on a pile of dirty laundry to buying fancy cheeses in a matter of days

[SLOPPY MOE @moewitcher]

“now hold on right there pal”

[Taytalktome. @talktometay]

What is the Caucasian way to say “you got me F*cked up” 🧐😂

[SLOPPY MOE @moewitcher]

“a white boy like me” sounds derogatory

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@liannee i raise you this that happened to me an hour ago

[SLOPPY MOE @moewitcher]

i been workin with this lady the last 3 days she just called me joe

[SLOPPY MOE @moewitcher]

i been workin with this last 3 days she just called me joe