Johann de Swardt

Big man u fan,like F1,would like a black label right now

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

The evolution of Gareth Bale.

[Johann de Swardt @mofassie]

She smelled of daisies

[Johann de Swardt @mofassie]

Finally man u replaces the great Birbi @RobJdk

[Johann de Swardt @mofassie]

I love man cans

[Johann de Swardt @mofassie]

Stunting on the mediocre

[Man Utd Stuff @ManUtdStuff]

Eric Cantona: "Falcao can die happy knowing he has joined the pinnacle of football. There is only down after United."

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Manchester United have made their worst start to the Premier League since 2007/08. They still won the title that season. #MUFC

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

"I coached Barcleona.. No.1 in Spain, Ajax No.1 in Netherlands,
Bayern No.1 Germany and now
Man United No.1 in England." Louis van Gaal

[Premier League Stuff @EPLStuff]

Manchester United is the most valuable sports team in the world, valued at $3.6 billion, after signing a kit deal with Adidas. [forbes]

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Luka Modrić promised that if Real Madrid won the Champions League, he'd get his hair-cut. Now he looks about 14.

[Football Quotes @FootballQuote_]

Ian Holloway on Cristiano Ronaldo. This is brilliant!

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

There are actually pipe smoking competitions.

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

EXCLUSIVE: Highlights from the first half between Atletico Madrid and Chelsea!

[Johann de Swardt @mofassie]

Another day, another dollar #ganstervryday

[Johann de Swardt @mofassie]

Moyes: "This is still the biggest club in the world. It might not feel like it today, but I'm telling you it will rise again."@NeelsSwart18

[Not Peter de Villiers @Coachdivvy]

Only Oscar Pistorius will know what really happened that night the Malaysian aircraft disappeared.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Happy 34th birthday to Djimi Traoré. Possibly the worst player ever to win a Champions League. #LFC

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

FACT: FIFA 13 was cited as the cause of 35 divorces last year.