Barker Haines

Path of least resistance |non-technical member of Technical staff

[Barker Haines @mofereko]

"When I get on my Steve Job somebody gon get fired" - that Kardashian dude @kanyewest👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾

"When I get on my @Mfundivundla EVERYONE gon get fired" 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

[947 @947]

Remember that time when the WHOLE Generations cast was fired?

@Mfundivundla tells us exactly how it went down... You can't script this. @947drivethando brings you all tea and yeyi kuningi!

@Thando_Thabethe | @Gen_legacy

[Global Statistics Wire @stats_wire]

South Africa is the absolute pioneer of the stadium flyover! 🇿🇦

1) Long before modern stunts, they pulled off the ultimate low-altitude flyby at the 1995 RWC final with a massive Boeing 747 Jumbo Jet!

2) The stunt was so legendary that director Clint Eastwood immortalized Captain Laurie Kay's flight in the 2009 film 'Invictus'

[🇾🇪 وسيم @YaBoyWaseem]

And then they come back the U.S. and make sob movies about how the soldiers suffered from PTSD and are "heroes"

[Wiz Fajita @trillary_banks_]

That one guy was actually insane to think everyone wouldn’t call him Six Lack

[Ndabzinto @OMG_ITS_NDABA]

South Africa showing Americans how to fly OVER the buildings, not INTO the buildings.

[Global Statistics Wire @stats_wire]

The 🇿🇦 South African Civil Aviation Authority reports 40 years of zero commercial airline fatal accidents. With an ICAO safety compliance score of 95.12%, SA ranks 1st in Africa and 8th globally ahead of the USA, proving its airline infrastructure rivals the world's most advanced networks.

[Kikelomo Sowore @KikelomoSowore]

Tweeting this on X is a solid 10.

[Barker Haines @mofereko]

Dude can square up 👊👊 with the Almighty

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

The engineer who designed that house's column structure deserves a national medal.

[Iran Embassy in Zimbabwe @IRANinZIMBABWE]

American democracy every four years.

[Barker Haines @mofereko]

Dear Mosotho,

Buy your @Starlink kit ko Game, Sefalana or Incredible connections

Download the Starlink app and follow prompts

@VodacomLes just wants to make Starlink unaffordable so you use their own services @elonmusk

[Vodacom Lesotho @VodacomLes]

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[litquidity @litcapital]

Time Magazine choosing to include these 4 in its AI 100 list and exclude Jensen Huang is the biggest joke of the year

[𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐆𖤐🎆 @BiigBvngz]

The Ostrich messed with the wrong person 😭💔

[Barker Haines @mofereko]

Jayceon Terrell Taylor shouldn't be called The Game nomore, all bark no teeth

[Barker Haines @mofereko]

If they make you use Gmail at work just quit

[🌹M.A.D.D.Y🌹 @amadaoffor]

How to know someone is unemployed:

[Palmer Luckey @PalmerLuckey]

Greg is a bitter, used-up old man who spends all his time taking pot shots at people still doing something with their lives.

He used to live down the street from me and was so mad about me ruining his weekend by hosting the President at my house. I won't share the emails or texts he sent to people, but man, what a loser.

I hope I never turn into this, please print this tweet and hit me in the face with it if I do.

[Barker Haines @mofereko]

That 16.3 is lies

[Africa First @AfricaFirsts]

Unemployment Rate in Africa

🇸🇿 Eswatini: 34.2%
🇿🇦 South Africa: 32.4%
🇩🇯 Djibouti: 26.0%
🇧🇼 Botswana: 24.5%
🇬🇦 Gabon: 20.2%
🇨🇬 Republic of the Congo: 19.9%
🇳🇦 Namibia: 19.3%
🇸🇴 Somalia: 18.9%
🇱🇾 Libya: 18.8%
🇱🇸 Lesotho: 16.3%
🇹🇳 Tunisia: 15.1%
🇦🇴 Angola: 14.1%
🇸🇸 South Sudan: 12.4% (2022)
🇨🇻 Cabo Verde: 11.9%
🇩🇿 Algeria: 11.6%
🇷🇼 Rwanda: 11.4%
🇲🇷 Mauritania: 10.3%
🇿🇼 Zimbabwe: 9.3%
🇸🇹 São Tomé and Príncipe: 9.1%
🇲🇦 Morocco: 9.0%
🇬🇶 Equatorial Guinea: 8.3%
🇸🇩 Sudan: 7.5% (2023)
🇪🇬 Egypt: 6.8%
🇲🇿 Mozambique: 6.6%
🇬🇲 Gambia: 6.5%
🇨🇫 Central African Republic: 6.3%
🇪🇷 Eritrea: 6.0%
🇿🇲 Zambia: 5.9%
🇲🇺 Mauritius: 5.6%
🇰🇪 Kenya: 5.4%
🇬🇳 Guinea: 5.2%
🇲🇼 Malawi: 5.1%
🇨🇩 DR Congo: 4.4%
🇰🇲 Comoros: 3.8%
🇨🇲 Cameroon: 3.6%
🇧🇫 Burkina Faso: 3.5%
🇪🇹 Ethiopia: 3.3%
🇸🇱 Sierra Leone: 3.2%
🇳🇬 Nigeria: 3.1%
🇲🇬 Madagascar: 3.0%
🇬🇭 Ghana: 3.0%
🇱🇷 Liberia: 2.9%
🇲🇱 Mali: 2.8%
🇺🇬 Uganda: 2.7%
🇸🇳 Senegal: 2.7%
🇬🇼 Guinea-Bissau: 2.7%
🇨🇮 Côte d’Ivoire: 2.3%
🇹🇬 Togo: 2.0%
🇧🇯 Benin: 1.6%
🇹🇿 Tanzania: 1.6%
🇹🇩 Chad: 1.1%
🇧🇮 Burundi: 0.9%
🇳🇪 Niger: 0.4%
🇸🇨 Seychelles: No Value

Source: World Bank 2025.

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: "Call Her Daddy" podcast host completes new round of funding at $500 million valuation

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Chinese farmer loses nearly 25 acres of his sesame crop after AI recommended a chemical mixture that killed the crop along with the weeds.

[Palmer Luckey @PalmerLuckey]

Hello fellow founders, go to your investor's website and see if they still list you as a portfolio company.

What you do with the information is up to you.

[Andile Speaks @AfricaisBlack]

Vusimuzi "Cat" Matlala

Tender value: R50M paid out (R228M contract)
Court ruling: Rejected an 8-year plea deal for being "too lenient " proposed 12 years effective jail time.

Michael Lomas

Tender value: R745M (Kusile power station scheme)
Court ruling: 15-year fully suspended sentence — 0 days behind bars.

Different rules for different people. ⚖️🇿🇦

[Barker Haines @mofereko]

Stuart Fails to Save the Universe is one super unnecessary piece of crap