Moff

Owner & Founder of @lagerporn and LMOTW 3/4/16. I also cook sometimes.

[Moff @moff_shsh]

Highlight of the weekend. Who’s fault was it though?

[Woody Colts @WoodyColts]

It’s that time of the week again, Matchday!

The famous take on the Juniper Green bowling club for the Lanark Road cup.

🏡 Woodhall Arms, 8pm. Come and support the boys on 🎯

[Moff @moff_shsh]

@SkySportsGolf any chance you could show us some shots from the players that are chasing the lead in the masters? Coverage is utter wank

[Moff @moff_shsh]

Hi can I get a roast beef panini

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

WHAT A SAVE BY EMILIANO MARTINEZ! 🤯

[Moff @moff_shsh]

@SkySportsGolf @NOW Redemption for Rory? Not much redemption going to be happening if he missed the cut? Time to maybe start talking about better players

[Bryson DeChambeau @brysondech]

One of the best moments of my life

[Bryson DeChambeau @brysondech]

Make it two

[Bryson DeChambeau @brysondech]

It's time #usopen

[We're just normal men @wejustnormalmen]

We're just normal men

[Moff @moff_shsh]

@Ryanair Any chance you could just cancel and let us off flight FR5579 instead of fucking us about? An hour on sat at the stand to fix something then get halfway to the runway and back again. No water nothing. Better treatment in prison

[Moff @moff_shsh]

@grantmcquade @___JG1 Wish it was you that died Grant

[Moff @moff_shsh]

I’m glad I taught him everything I know 👏🏻

[Arniston Rangers F.C @ArnistonRangers]

MAN OF THE MATCH

Today’s MOTM award goes to, Marc Anderson! A massive penalty save at 0-1 and then some big saves to follow!

A massive graft for the lads today going to extra time in the middle of a big run of games so credit to the whole team for today!

Well Done, Cheesy 👏🏼🇱🇻

[Moff @moff_shsh]

@grantmcquade @DirtyFootbaIIer Thought I’d paid to not have this leaked. Will be suing for defamation

[Moff @moff_shsh]

@crackyvids Hi, I’m unsure if you have gained permission to use my video. For licensing and use, please contact [email protected]

[Moff @moff_shsh]

Bro is in the bad books

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Stephen Bunting is OUT

[Moff @moff_shsh]

Sitting is the opposite of standing

[Moff @moff_shsh]

@robertwatt_ @Ferguslockhart @BroxburnAthFC Shsh