jeremy moffett

let me feel it.

[jeremy moffett @moffmoffett]

Guys. I just figured out how to save America. Give country music back to the hippies. It’s that easy.

[jeremy moffett @moffmoffett]

@atrupar weird. i always thought socialism was changing your name 3 times and wearing eyeliner.

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@OGherblady @TeamTalaricoHQ @WillieNelson willie nelson is the most American thing to ever exist. your citizenship has been revoked.

[jeremy moffett @moffmoffett]

@EverIntrigued @Acyn if our bombs are 5x better, then our healthcare can be too. where is your American spirit?

[jeremy moffett @moffmoffett]

@evek181818 For Christmas in 1988 I got a guitar and my cool aunt (who was in college at the time) gave me a B-52s tape. Impeccable timing on her part

[jeremy moffett @moffmoffett]

@mertcentury app: there's a better route!
Me: is it faster?
app: maybe! but you have to choose it to find out! It has also 7 left turns with no traffic signal
me: no thanks *arrival time decreases by 3 mins"

they literally cause traffic to boost engagement on their app.

[jeremy moffett @moffmoffett]

@nikitabier The ease at which humans will relinquish the one thing that makes us unique (creativity) is almost as shockingly awful as the designs this thing came up with. What a sad, colossal waste of a weekend.

[jeremy moffett @moffmoffett]

@ScottJenningsKY Save it. You spent this last 5 years complaining that you were/ scarred for wearing a Covid mask and you think US military action post 911 didn’t have profound consequences both home and abroad? Coward

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@celinedionysus_ One of the only ones

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@matlamb74 @jadler1969 If that makes you feel better

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After hour of online chatting, assigned us to an @AmericanAir flight. New terminal, back trough security to find that new plane is delayed later than the @delta flight. Now not sitting g with family in zone 8 and $12 meal voucher. Will enjoy the bag of gummy bears that buys.

[jeremy moffett @moffmoffett]

@Delta be like: please arrive 2 hours prior to your flight. But as soon as you get through security they send you a message that says “sorry, your 2 hour flight is delayed 5 hours. Pathetic when flying in and out of your own hub.

[jeremy moffett @moffmoffett]

1000 aircraft. But apparently only one that goes from O’hare to ATL.

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4 flights in a row like this. Do better.

[jeremy moffett @moffmoffett]

@HossMatch do you not respect the powers of Bike Shorts Guy?

[jeremy moffett @moffmoffett]

@cnnbrk good

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@h0rs3m3at tank top and extra jewelry has opinions

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@RossFairchild @chraiders @bennyjohnson @KandyWe26183617 @DC_Reporter the reds ran a washed up, wife beating, cte inflicted candidate because he played football here 40 years ago, and you think Warnock had to cheat to win? lol

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@SpeakerJohnson lol, what a baby

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@BMPayments @12_7_99_halleys sit day-un-na

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@stoolpresidente walk it on back pizza boy.