Moffty

He who dares, Rodney. He who dares.

[Moffty @moffty]

@SouthStandPies That's an image I'd rather not have 😆

[Moffty @moffty]

@Every_thing100 @fesshole AI slop

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Donald Trump will go down in history as the only US President to be outwitted by a single-celled organism.

[Moffty @moffty]

@fesshole

[Moffty @moffty]

@tobytarrant To be fair it's your Dad's utterly disinterested face that really makes that shot.

[Tim Stanley @timothy_stanley]

RIP

[Moffty @moffty]

@Ne_zaha He plants it, and will grow an egg tree

[Moffty @moffty]

@marion1_alice @Nigel_Farage @TiceRichard @AndrewRosindell @ZiaYusufUK Unhinged

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Idea: An anonymous “vote to end meeting” button on Teams where if 50% of people press it, the meeting ends immediately.

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

It makes me sad that he’s been ringing the alarm of climate disaster for decades and everyone is just like ‘aw what a sweet old national treasure’ and ignoring him

[Moffty @moffty]

@fesshole This is the gift shop, Sir

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[Moffty @moffty]

@TheFootyFeed Truly diabolical

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us.

Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
"NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

[Andrew Coyne 🇺🇦🇮🇱🇬🇪🇲🇩 @acoyne]

These astronauts are just a balm: impossibly cheery, down to earth, committed, decent. They are clearly extraordinary people, and yet reassuringly normal. At a time when the news is dominated by people who are either cruel or corrupt or insane or incompetent or all of the above, they remind us not all is lost.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

This just might work to trick him into stepping down @FrancisWegner

[Moffty @moffty]

@WF7710 @NoContextBrits That painting caused the house to burn down

[Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁) @RetroMoviesDB]

True suffering

[Amock_ @Amockx2022]

Putin : 73 years old
Trump : 79 years old
Netanyahu : 76 years old
Narendra Modi : 75 years old
Xi Jinping : 72 years old
Khamenei : 86 years old

All of them have lived their lives and witnessed their peaks already. The next generation wants peace and growth, not World War 3

The world needs young leaders now

[Moffty @moffty]

We got WWIII before GTA VI