MILFsforGriffith

☦︎ pregnant toddler mom; analyst

[MILFsforGriffith @mogdateofheaven]

@megha_lilly Paris is obviously the best character.

[MILFsforGriffith @mogdateofheaven]

You guys are being rlly boring on a day I would like to be distracted

[MILFsforGriffith @mogdateofheaven]

@fight4frogs Dang! Hope you can find someone else soon.

[MILFsforGriffith @mogdateofheaven]

I’m not totally convinced this is the cause but yesterday afternoon, I had zero signs of labor. I went and got a 1 hour foot reflexology massage. Water broke in the early morning.

[MILFsforGriffith @mogdateofheaven]

@MotherGroyper I am going to lay flat on my belly by tomorrow afternoon. Already imagining the back cracks. Can’t wait.

[MILFsforGriffith @mogdateofheaven]

@sarahbff_ So sensitive. That’s what happens when you have acid going into your mouth every hours for 9 months, I guess.

[MILFsforGriffith @mogdateofheaven]

Water broke!

[MILFsforGriffith @mogdateofheaven]

Happy Veterans Day to all veterans that are not permanent disability leeches for sitting at a desk stateside!

[MILFsforGriffith @mogdateofheaven]

Grey market russian oxytocin sublingual tabs siren singing to me from the kitchen cabinet

[MILFsforGriffith @mogdateofheaven]

@coocoo33333 Extremely obviously male

[MILFsforGriffith @mogdateofheaven]

Everything after 37 weeks in back to back pregnancies is physical and psychological torture.

[MILFsforGriffith @mogdateofheaven]

I DONT WANT TO BE PREGNANT ANYMORE I NEED TO LAZER AND BOTOX MY FACE AND BE SUPER SKINNY AGAIN IMMEDIATELY

[MILFsforGriffith @mogdateofheaven]

I DONT WANT TO BE PREGNANT ANYMORE I NEED TO LAZER AND BOTOX MY FACE AND BE SUPER SKINNY AGAIN IMMEDIATELY

[MILFsforGriffith @mogdateofheaven]

Just scrolled too far back in my camera roll to how I looked prior to first pregnancy two years ago 💔💔💔

[MILFsforGriffith @mogdateofheaven]

@mytypefyi explain yourself

[MILFsforGriffith @mogdateofheaven]

Firstly, how are these guys “older” men? Secondly, it’s just my husband.

[Razib Khan 🧬 ✍️ @razibkhan]

https://t.co/UUfrSKE8tA

[MILFsforGriffith @mogdateofheaven]

@censor_m3 That’s because your definition of a feminist includes any woman who thinks women are sentient beings capable of rational thought, being virtuous, and having agency.

[MILFsforGriffith @mogdateofheaven]

Toddler and dog both clinging to my belly. Inconsistent contractions. Maybe tonight is the night.

[MILFsforGriffith @mogdateofheaven]

@b_e_a_nnny But it wouldn’t be an interesting video if she didn’t make it look as hard as possible

[MILFsforGriffith @mogdateofheaven]

@corsaren She’s a manipulative liar pretending (poorly) to be autistic- which goes hand in hand. She’s not actually autistic.

[MILFsforGriffith @mogdateofheaven]

@Kimnevx1 @thebasedbelle It’s pointless to waste money on things that are expensive and don’t have a benefit.

A normal bra and top work just as well and look infinitely better.

At this point, I’m just repeating myself.