morg

yes absolutely 🐠

[morg @mogran515]

also, there’s so much tension in this lab rn i could cut it with a scalpel

[morg @mogran515]

jacob called me bitch this is grounds for termination

[morg @mogran515]

did u know water makes u pee out water but it’s yellow

[morg @mogran515]

PR ing at the gym PRing in how many times i can cry per day

[morg @mogran515]

just got so bored i swiped through doordash like instagram

this cut gonna be rancid

[morg @mogran515]

i am self sufficient.

i am not. my roommate just helped me shave

[morg @mogran515]

cwassant

[morg @mogran515]

pussy just a dick couzie

[morg @mogran515]

when they say turn on airplane mode, i don’t.

[morg @mogran515]

tears waterlogged my phone today, stopped phoning for about 10 minutes.

[morg @mogran515]

gruggy wuggy buggy duggy

[morg @mogran515]

bisexual women dating men is free conversion therapy

[morg @mogran515]

how tall do u have to be to graduate?

[morg @mogran515]

@Jakon_ huckle burry these nuts in ur mouth

[morg @mogran515]

fuck off jack wode, toe.

[morg @mogran515]

my boyfriend doesn’t use the tow strap on his flippy floppies.

[morg @mogran515]

y’all ever get incoherent while sober?

[morg @mogran515]

i write toetry.

i have a foot fetish btw

no i don’t.

[morg @mogran515]

i don’t know what happening twitter, stop asking.

[morg @mogran515]

“don’t eat the Disney property”-my mom