Taiye

[tobi @oluwatobiexe]

a babe saying she doesn’t want to get married shouldn’t be triggering you lmaooo

[Oiza @Steadi_lady]

If you like renounce being a Nigerian, to Oyinbos you’re still a Nigerian! 😂💀

[Jamal @JajaPhD]

I want recourse to public funds when I get my 5 year ILR because I would have paid my dues and most likely paid in more than many people who already have recourse to public funds.

[oziọma @rsvptemple]

since like 2019, this account has been saving my life. from the day I got that plantain frittata right, I knew we were locked in 😭😂

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

"If i were you" might be the most pointless hypothetical. If you were me you would do exactly what i did cuz you'd be me

[Dr. Toks 🦇 @fimiletoks]

Nigeria is a federation. Creating state police is not a mandatory exercise for states who do not wish to. Let the states that want to create it do as they wish. When the law is passed, you can tell your house of assembly not to domesticate it. Continue to use hisbah, sharia and Federal police.

What you will not do is hold back those who desire progress. That era is over.

After all the Constitution has been changed to allow states to generate, transmit, and distribute electricity since 2023. Has your state done anything? No state in the NW and NE has set up proper regulatory commissions in 3 years. Only Kogi, Plateau and Nassarawa in the NC.

Continue to live your life the way you wish.

[bdm @Blackdotmandy]

Praying for the safety of immigrants in Belfast💔

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

At our young age, even without a PhD, we can look back and show evidence of people we have supported their education with scholarships. But some of you at your big age with PhD are dancing for Governors who sponsor mass weddings and multiply poverty and out of school children.

We are both proud of what we stand for, but our bragging rights are different.

[Ibironke Khadeejah Quadri @ronkecarew]

They defend mass weddings but won't advocate for mass education and poverty reduction. The joke writes itself, what a shame

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

Mass wedding.

Mass children.

Mass poverty.

Mass hunger.

Massive insecurity.

Ọmọ bẹẹrẹ, osi bẹẹrẹ.

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

Separation of church (religion) and state was such a brilliant idea, and these guys figured it out as a necessary action for peace and prosperity centuries ago.

We are in 2026 still pushing for religious laws to be codified. If this law only applies to adherents of your religion and there is NO compulsion in religion, why do you then want to codify it into national laws, making it technically impossible for anyone who doesn’t want to be judged under it to excuse the process?

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

Organizing mass wedding for people who can barely afford daily meals is such a crazy idea or policy that’s gaining ground in the northern Nigeria. Without being told, we can already see the impact of this policy on the larger population and the entire country.

If nothing is done about it to stop it, we will keep fighting the same problems for many years yet to come.

[dolapo @gammalin20]

i no even think say una understand the concept of family

[Oat Supremacist @GoRilla_IX9]

Lmaooooooooooooooo.
We said Nomadic grazing should be stopped, The "fulani overlords" said no.
We said that they should be restricted from formenting trouble by grazing on farms and attacking agrarian communities, still no, now you want to talk about profiling & genocide? Lmao!

[mhysa @sawftkitty]

Lol, they shouldn't. People on the internet are too miserable to fully engage with the dynamics of happily married people authentically.

[Moyin👁 @SulymanBashirat]

Ikerin is my hometown. One of my relatives was killed and one kidnapped. All is not well.

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

how can I assist you? ☕

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

You cannot rehabilitate a person that beheads a person.

You cannot rehabilitate someone that offs people for sport.

You cannot rehabilitate someone that kidnaps and rapes children.

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Anyway, your private affairs and family squabble is entertainment to Twitter.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

This is going to be hard, both of you have the same right over that child, it’s a 50/50 situation now. This is the part both of you put the mess by the side and communicate with each other…. One person will have to let go since y’all are now 6k miles away from each other.