Haris

[Haris @mohd_haris]

We've turned the Ostrich effect into a national pastime - bury the head, avoid discomfort and hope the problem expires the next news cycle.
If ignorance burned calories, we'd all have six-packs by now!
#PaperLeaks #accountabiltymatters
#truthhurts

[Haris @mohd_haris]

Nothing quite as frustrating as standing at a traffic signal with no vehicles in sight from any direction. Time ticking away, patience dwindling, all while waiting for an empty road. Need to have smarter signals everywhere! #Trafficwoes #Efficientcities

[Haris @mohd_haris]

There is nothing more frustrating than waiting at a traffic signal with no vehicles in sight from any direction. Time passes and patience wanes! Abt time we managed traffic more effectively! #Trafficwoes

[Haris @mohd_haris]

Here's to hoping that mobile phones remain banned on flights, preserving the rare sanctuary of uninterrupted travel where we can truly disconnect, unwind and enjoy the flying experience in blissful peace! #digitaldetox #peacefulskies

[Haris @mohd_haris]

@Ishansharma7390 @SavetoNotion #thread

[Haris @mohd_haris]

Have gotten so used to the #NewNormal that the other day I failed to recognize my colleagues at a dinner party without their masks on! #lifeasitis

[Haris @mohd_haris]

@JantaKaReporter Wow.....totally unprecedented!

[Haris @mohd_haris]

From the outset of the pandemic, we been encouraged to use our elbows to open doors, press elevator buttons and even to sneeze into the inside of our elbows!
Just realised that I have never ever sanitised my elbows. Wonder what its been infected with! #coronavirus #NewNormal

[Haris @mohd_haris]

Can we stop playing 2020 in a loop? #CoronavirusGT #WHO

[Haris @mohd_haris]

And there was another number that you could dial to find the number of the phone you are calling from. All this while connected to that small plug on the wall. Such was life....once upon a time!!

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝 💎 @r8dr4lfe75]

Kids, I shit you not. There used to be a phone number you could call just to find out what time it was.

[Haris @mohd_haris]

Heart wrenching depiction! #Neverforget

[taapsee pannu @taapsee]

A series of pictures that probably will never leave our mind.The lines that will echo in our head for a long time.This pandemic was worse than just a viral infection for India.हमारे दिल से , आपके दिल तक, उन हज़ारों दिलों के लिए जो शायद हम सब ने तोड़े हैं ।
#Pravaasi #CovidIndia

[Haris @mohd_haris]

@dhruv_rathee India is on fire 🔥 and its souls are bleeding!
Sab Changa Si!
#IndiaAgainstCAA #NoToNRC
@TheDeshBhakt @free_thinker
@SaketGokhale @zoo_bear

[Haris @mohd_haris]

@TheDeshBhakt Awww c'mon guys, they ain't in their uniforms....coz it was their b'day!

[Haris @mohd_haris]

@TheDeshBhakt @satishacharya #NOWThatswhatIcallDemocracy2019 available across India! Get urself hacked right now. Unlimited options available!

[Haris @mohd_haris]

@dhruv_rathee Always wanted to see someone play Quidditch in real life....finally.....a dream come true! Can someone get those muggles out of the way.
Looks like the only character missing in action is Harry Potter himself!

[Haris @mohd_haris]

@akashbanerjee @ECISVEEP #BigBangTheory, #avengers, #ToyStory & #GameOfThrones - all legendary long time running movies/series have just come to an end!
Wonder if it is just a twist of fate tht it concurs with the #IndianElections2019. I hope this is not the last we get to see of that as well! 🤞

[Haris @mohd_haris]

@ShashiTharoor #BigBangTheory, #avengers, #ToyStory & #GameOfThrones - all legendary long time running movies/series have just come to an end!
Wonder if it is just a twist of fate tht it concurs with the #IndianElections2019. I hope this is not the last we get to see of that as well! 🤞

[Haris @mohd_haris]

@akashbanerjee The art of ventriloquism which was hidden 'behind the clouds' due to the 'non existent climate change' just managed to gain a better fan following than the 'mangoes'!

[Haris @mohd_haris]

@akashbanerjee My name in Arabic translates to Watchman/Guardian. Now, if I were to add #Chowkidar into my name, would I become double the chowkidar than the PM or ECI?? #Confusedchowkidar

[Haris @mohd_haris]

@beastoftraal Finally, Indian employment rate has gone up! Kudos to the PM who managed to create so many self-made entrepreneurs just by baptising them. Yet again a masterstroke by the man himself. #chowkidaribusiness @free_thinker @akashbanerjee