C-137🛸

Carpin all them diems.🌴

[C-137🛸 @moherh__]

Wake up by 2am and see a surprise too😂

[‏ً @foluswago]

wanted to wake up by 3am to bathe but everyone in this foken place had the same idea.

[Capretta🐐 @Elkanah_107]

There are two other guys in the kitchen cooking indomie,they will eat half before they call the rest

[C-137🛸 @moherh__]

And I will always hate us for that, we adapt too much when we need to be angry, protest and demand action from the government but we just move on with our lives. Na why our government no dey rate us at all

[DR AFO @Dr_Afo]

This right here is the problem of Nigerians.
We adapt to anything at blistering speeds.
Gas is expensive, ditch it and start using charcoal.
Sachet water is expensive, ditch it and start drinking well.
They are kidnapping in the rural areas, ditch it and move to urban arrears.
Fuel is too expensive, pack car at home and take public transport.
Foreign rice is too expensive, ditch it and buy cheap local and stony ones instead.
They kidnap and kill one child, hold the remaining ones tight and keep praying.
We don't have a limit to our ability to suffer.
We are the most useless and gullible citizens on the planet.

[C-137🛸 @moherh__]

Na why I never go gym😭

[͏ ‏ً @Motee_1]

you cannot gym away your ugly face

[C-137🛸 @moherh__]

@ibrhym__ Yes karma kayi kagani😂

[C-137🛸 @moherh__]

Atp death is a mercy for us all🧎🏽

[C-137🛸 @moherh__]

Omo Nigerians get mind🤣

[ÓMÒÉLÉRÍNJÁRÉ @omoelerinjare]

Uber Tried to Take Over the World, but Nigerian Drivers Taught Them a Lesson They’ll Never Forget! 😂

[C-137🛸 @moherh__]

Sometimes na hunger be the reason for the pains😂

[⚚ Mr Blur 🫆🍁 𝝅 @real_khanzunlah]

Pharmacy no get septrin but dem get fresh bread.
Wallahi Una no serious for this country

[C-137🛸 @moherh__]

Overconfidence, he was never stupid

[BIG DADDY @Bigdaddyvinz_]

What killed him...overconfidence or stupidity?

[C-137🛸 @moherh__]

@alamyeenMS_ Rabu dashi

[C-137🛸 @moherh__]

Kutumar ubanka idan ma kayi hoton

[k09i11 @ibrhym__]

My POP is next month, you people should force me to snap in my khaki else I’ll have nothing but my certificate to show for it😔

[C-137🛸 @moherh__]

@alamyeenMS_ Sorry my friend e no deep like that😭

[C-137🛸 @moherh__]

Abokinaaa sorry har mun raba gado😭😭

[Mameen🪐🇵🇹 @alamyeenMS_]

Omo alhamdulillah for life o, wetin my eyes see my mouth no fit talk am

[C-137🛸 @moherh__]

@ibrhym__ You fit be😂

[C-137🛸 @moherh__]

@ibrhym__ Them go look for evidence them no go see if your village people decide to reason your matter😂😂

[C-137🛸 @moherh__]

Matcha lovers are the biggest frauds and the amount of people they’ve scammed are alarming, they need to be arrested😭😭

[Emînè 🫧 @tattu__x]

Believe it or not,
Preference or not,
Rich or not,
Kunun aya tastes better than that thing you call matcha.

[C-137🛸 @moherh__]

@shvkurr_ Bindiga zaka siya ka harbe shi

[C-137🛸 @moherh__]

Kai star boy din namu😭😭

[Mameen🪐🇵🇹 @alamyeenMS_]

2008 2026

[C-137🛸 @moherh__]

@alamyeenMS_ 😭😭

[C-137🛸 @moherh__]

Country dey spoil and fuel is N1,335/liter but this one dey vex because them call am boy😭😂

[C-137🛸 @moherh__]

If we’re in a setting and you look at us and refer to us as “chat” I’m decking you