SarcasmCozICantKillYou

nihilist. Ergo, usinipatie advice.

[𝒥𝓊𝓁ℯ𝓏 💞 @JulezJakez]

Quote of the day

“ Why are you going to give him a second chance, when they are so many others waiting for their first?”

- Melanie’s mom

#LoveIslandUSA

[SarcasmCozICantKillYou @Mohhh__]

My hair is just like this and it pisses me off so bad

[Raymond💀 @Ray_reddingto]

Hair got its own umbrella 🫠🫠🫠🥰🥰

[SarcasmCozICantKillYou @Mohhh__]

Sikuenda dwana, siendi Darque experience
When did I become so boring

[SarcasmCozICantKillYou @Mohhh__]

Two lines of coke 🤷🏽‍♀️

[scar @imfat]

You’re offered 6M to do a single line of coke, wyd??

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

what part of "i need to save money" do i not understand

[🧚‍♀️Evelyn🧚‍♀️ @Eva_Sommie]

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get Slutty.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

I spent money like there was no tomorrow and there was a tomorrow

[SarcasmCozICantKillYou @Mohhh__]

Calling a man by his vernacular name mid stroke is actually insane 😭😭😭😭

[SarcasmCozICantKillYou @Mohhh__]

Ule mtu wa kuuza jersey handle yake ni?😭😭😭

[❥✾ᥴꫝﺃ @chi_never_shy]

I don’t want my daughter to be like me. I want her to speak up sooner. Walk away faster. Trust herself deeper. Apologize less. Take up more space. Ask bigger questions. Dream louder. And if that means she becomes everything I wasnt… GOOD!

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Whatever Jehova witnessed I’ve seen worse

[Anubis @eduantao]

quando você vê que seu quarto ta ficando bagunçado demais e percebe que tem algo de errado e não é so o quarto que ta bagunçado

[SarcasmCozICantKillYou @Mohhh__]

Yes and?😭😭😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

y'all openly say “love you” in your friendships?

[SarcasmCozICantKillYou @Mohhh__]

Woi me and who 😔

[Rosalyn..🫴🏽❤️ @wake_tf_up7]

Okay, kikuyu men we need to have a conversation aki 💀💀🤣🤣🤣 what is this???

[SarcasmCozICantKillYou @Mohhh__]

Y’all got that from him fetching juice?😂

[angel ♡ @harumichiis]

unfortunately he's the when he's good he's really good type

[SarcasmCozICantKillYou @Mohhh__]

Lmao y’all can’t be for real😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’VE OUTGROWN YOUR CURRENT ROLE BUT DO NOT WANT TO GO THROUGH LIFE DRAINING PROCESS OF A NEW JOB SEARCH ??

[SarcasmCozICantKillYou @Mohhh__]

Yaw whud up would give me the biggest ick
What do you think this is 😭😭😭😭😭

[AUSTIN. @mikalchay]

Mungu wangu aki🫩

[SarcasmCozICantKillYou @Mohhh__]

My pepinos man 😭😭😭😭😭

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @misskerrington]

Fuck a breakup you ever been addicted to a restaurant that closed down ?😭😭

[SarcasmCozICantKillYou @Mohhh__]

Some shit my dad would say fr😂😂😂😂😂